09/07/2025
Humans, it’s me, Pot Pie. And listen closely...
Tomorrow morning, these paws hit “PLACE ORDER” on all the brand-new Rescue One merch. That means if you’re still sitting around like a squirrel in the road debating what to get… you’re about to get flattened by REGRET.
These shirts, magnets, calendars, and sweatshirts aren’t just “merch.” They’re a whole vibe. They say you support animals, you’re cooler than most people, and you somehow survived the dark age of Richard’s reign without permanent emotional damage.
So consider this your official last chance. This is it. Don’t even THINK about emailing later saying “but I forgot.” I will forward those to Richard, and trust me, you don’t want that smoke.
Order now: rescueonespringfield.com/shop
Gotta go...that couch pillow isn’t gonna unstuff itself.
—Pot Pie
