08/11/2026
UPDATE: Floren has been ADOPTED!!!
Meet Floren: Looking for a best friend, soulmate, life partner, and emotional support human.
At first, Floren may act like he doesn’t know you. He might hang back. He might give you the suspicious side-eye. He may need a little time to decide whether you are trustworthy.
But once Floren determines that you are his person, congratulations: you now have a Floren. Forever.
Personal space? Gone.
Privacy? A distant memory.
Going to the bathroom alone? Absolutely not.
Floren is a certified Stage-Five Clinger™ who believes the ideal distance between himself and his favorite human is approximately zero inches. He wants to sit with you, sleep with you, follow you from room to room, supervise your activities, stare lovingly into your soul, and generally become an extension of your body.
Working from home? Floren will be your unqualified assistant.
Watching TV? Floren will be on you.
Taking a nap? Floren has been training his entire life for this moment.
Walking into another room for 14 seconds? Floren would like an explanation.
He can be a little unsure in new situations, so he needs someone willing to give him time to settle in and feel safe. But once that trust is earned, the payoff is enormous: a ridiculously affectionate, devoted little love bug who will look at you like you personally invented canned cat food.
If you’ve ever thought, “I wish someone were more obsessed with me,” Floren would like to submit his application.
Adopt Floren: because boundaries are overrated and true love is Velcro-shaped.
