11/08/2026
🦆 THE DUCK SAGA — Episode 22: The Lunch Inspection
I sat down for lunch expecting a few peaceful minutes.
Instead, I found myself under investigation.
Legend arrived first.
He pretended to be casual.
He pretended he wasn't interested.
He pretended the dramatic lip lick was purely coincidental.
Then Duck appeared.
Standing just behind Legend, he tilted his head like a tiny feathered auditor conducting an official review of my lunch choices.
Legend handled the situation like a professional.
Duck looked genuinely confused that food was being consumed without his approval.
The head tilt grew stronger.
The staring intensified.
Neither moved.
Neither blinked.
My lunch break had become a performance review.
Legend was evaluating the quality.
Duck was questioning the distribution policy.
And somehow I felt like I was the one in trouble.
No food was surrendered.
The inspection continued.
The saga continues.
What's Duck thinking?
🦆 "Are we all getting snacks, or just you?"
🦆 "Legend, I don't think she's following procedure."
🦆 "I've reviewed your lunch request and have concerns."
🦆 "Excuse me, ma'am. That's our lunch."