918 Poop Patrol

06/11/2026

Some kids play video games. 🎮

Mine levels up by hunting landmines. 💩
Our middle child has been helping with our customer yards and proved once again that teamwork makes the dream work.🙌
If your backyard has become a 💩 minefield, give 918 P**p Patrol a call. We'll do the dirty work so you don't have to.

🐾 Weekly Service 🐾 No Contracts 🐾 Locally Owned🐾
918 P**p Patrol "Taking crap seriously so you don't have to."




**perScooperService

06/04/2026

🐾 SAND SPRINGS FRIENDS! 🐾

Did you know 918 P**p Patrol is locally owned and based right here in Sandsprings?

If you're tired of dodging dog p**p in your yard, let us handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your outdoor space again!

💩 Weekly, bi-weekly, and one-time cleanups available
🏡 Residential yards of all sizes
🐕 Any number of dogs

🎉 SPECIAL FOR JUNE 2026 🎉
Text the code SANDITES to 918-984-7813 and receive 10% OFF your initial cleanup when you sign up this month!

As a small local business, we'd love to serve more families in our hometown. If you've been thinking about hiring a p**per scooper service, now is the perfect time to give us a try.

Message us today for a free quote!

918 P**p Patrol
"Keeping Sand Springs yards clean, one scoop at a time."

📞 918-984-7813

💻 https://www.918p**ppatrol.com/

05/28/2026

Hopefully within the next month or 2 we will be hiring an employee for weekend help at the training facility 🎉

We don't have an exact date for this yet but will keep everyone posted 😊

Thank you for your continued support!! 🙏

05/20/2026

Dogs: adorable. 🐶
Their p**p: not so adorable. 💩🤣
That’s where 918 P**p Patrol comes in.
You love your dogs — we’ll handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean yard without the hassle.
✅ Weekly & biweekly cleanups
✅ Deodorizer/sanitizer spray available
✅ Pet waste removal done right
Your yard called… it wants its grass back. 🌱
Message 918 P**p Patrol today for a quote!

05/20/2026

What’s the WEIRDEST thing your dog has ever eaten? 👀🐶
We’ll go first:

A coffee table.🤦‍♀️

Drop your dog’s most unhinged snack in the comments ⬇️

05/19/2026

Good afternoon 🌄

Starting 6-1-26, we will be switching to monthly payments. We will also be taking deposits for initial cleans, with the remaining balance billed once the service is completed.

We want to be mindful of all our customers, so if this is something that may not work for you, please let us know and we will do our best to accommodate you.

We believe this change will help save time for both us and our customers while making billing simpler and more convenient overall.

Thank you so much for your continued support of 918 P**p Patrol ! 🐾

05/19/2026

Breaking news: your dog has been p**ping… A LOT. 🚨💩
Like honestly at this point they’re less “family pets” and more tiny biological warfare machines with wagging tails.
That’s why 918 P**p Patrol exists. 🫡
You cuddle them.
You baby talk them.
You buy them treats.
We’ll be the brave souls handling the crime scene in the backyard.
Because nothing humbles a human faster than stepping in warm p**p in the dark.
✅ We scoop the p**p
✅ We deodorize the battlefield
✅ We help restore peace to your yard
Stop playing hide-and-seek with landmines.
Message 918 P**p Patrol today before your lawn claims another victim. 💀🐾

📞918-984-7813
📧 918p**[email protected]
💻 https://www.918p**ppatrol.com/

02/13/2026

Today's the last day!!!

We've changed our minds......

100% of the proceeds will go to the Sandsprings animal shelter!!!!

Let's get them tons of donations!!!!

Roses are red 🌹
Violets are blue 💙
Your ex is trash…
So we wrote their name on p**p 💩😂
For $5, immortalize your ex on a bag of 💩 for charity
Last year we raised $5 (iconic). This year? Let’s raise the bar 😎
🐾 50% of proceeds go to Sand Springs Animal Shelter

(Ps. We take political names too 🤭)