06/23/2026
🔮✨ TARO THE TAROT READER: JULY FORECAST ✨
To fund his Cancun trip this summer, our Hooman Resources manager has needed to take up a second job. He’s always enjoyed Tarot and would like to share his predictions. For the month of July, Taro has pulled...
☀️ THE SUN
🌙 THE MOON
A powerful combination. Or as Taro calls it: “orange cat energy.”
Here’s what the cards say:
🐾 A mysterious object will appear on your floor. No one will know where it came from. Your cat will refuse to elaborate.
The Sun suggests confidence. Expect your kitty to brazenly interrupt every Zoom call, puzzle, book, or project you work on.
The Moon warns of deception. Someone in your household may be pretending they haven’t already been fed.
Hidden opportunities arrive this month. Mostly in the form of empty cardboard boxes.
A dramatic emotional breakthrough is possible after approximately seventeen consecutive naps.
Financial abundance approaches. Unfortunately, your cat interprets this as permission to request more treats.
The cards indicate great luck for maine c***s, calicos, siamese, tuxedos, voids, gremlins, and fury criminals.
✨ Lucky numbers: 9, 18, and 3 a.m.
✨ Lucky color: Churu
✨ Lucky activity: Screaming until you get what you want
Comment your cat’s sign and Taro will consult the cards for them next week. 🔮🙀
