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Poop Patrol P**per Scooper Service

🎒📚 BACK TO SCHOOL = BACK TO P**P. 💩The kids are getting new backpacks…The dogs are making new deposits. 😭Don’t let your ...
08/23/2026

🎒📚 BACK TO SCHOOL = BACK TO P**P. 💩

The kids are getting new backpacks…
The dogs are making new deposits. 😭

Don’t let your yard become a semester-long science project. 🧪💩

🧹 50% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF P**PER SCOOPER SERVICE!

We scoop it.
We bag it.
We haul it away.
You pretend it never happened. 😌

📚 More homework.
💩 Less p**p work.

Book your first month today & save 50%!

Because the only thing your kids should be stepping in this school year is… learning. 😂

Call us @ (848) 244-0157 or fill out our quick form here and we will provide you with a fast & free quote and get you on the schedule.

08/07/2026
The before-and-after no one postsNot glamorous. Not aesthetic. But incredibly satisfying in real life.
07/23/2026

The before-and-after no one posts
Not glamorous. Not aesthetic. But incredibly satisfying in real life.

Small mess. Big mental load.It’s never just “a little cleanup.” It’s one more thing on a long list. We take that off it.
05/30/2026

Small mess. Big mental load.
It’s never just “a little cleanup.” It’s one more thing on a long list. We take that off it.

A service built on honestyLet’s be real—no one wants to do it. We just don’t pretend otherwise.
05/27/2026

A service built on honesty
Let’s be real—no one wants to do it. We just don’t pretend otherwise.

The “quick walk outside” gambleYou go out for fresh air. You come back questioning every life decision. We fix that.
05/24/2026

The “quick walk outside” gamble
You go out for fresh air. You come back questioning every life decision. We fix that.

Weekend plans shouldn’t include cleanup dutyThere are better ways to spend your Saturday than playing backyard archaeolo...
05/22/2026

Weekend plans shouldn’t include cleanup duty
There are better ways to spend your Saturday than playing backyard archaeologist.

What your yard is trying to tell youIf it could talk, it would politely ask for help. Repeatedly. In increasingly urgent...
05/18/2026

What your yard is trying to tell you
If it could talk, it would politely ask for help. Repeatedly. In increasingly urgent tones.

Your dog isn’t the problemThey’re just doing their job. We handle what comes after.
05/14/2026

Your dog isn’t the problem
They’re just doing their job. We handle what comes after.

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15 Byron Drive
Phillipsburg, NJ
08865

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Monday 8am - 1pm
Tuesday 11:30am - 2pm
Saturday 7am - 1pm
Sunday 7am - 1pm

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