
04/25/2025
Day Five of International Turtle and Tortoise Week.
Let's end it with a fun, errr...bizarre??...turtle fact!
Meet the Chinese Softshell Turtle. His superpower? He p*es through his mouth. When on land, a Chinese soft-shell turtle will stick its head into whatever water it can find (think puddles) and expand and contract its mouth for up to 100 minutes, using gill-like structures inside the mouth to pump out excess urea. But why do they do that? Why don't they just p*e the old fashioned way?
Chinese softshells live in very salty areas. To urinate through the normal kidney route, the turtle would need to constantly drink more water to make up for what it lost. And because the surrounding water is so salty, they would soon build up toxic levels in their bodies. The solution? You got it! Just p*e through your mouth!
Don't try this at home, kids.