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Ah, Jake — the golden retriever embodiment of “fine, I’ll sit still, but I won’t be happy about it.”

This boy looks like he just finished filing your taxes and found out you lied about the write-offs. The floppy bunny ears? Iconic, but he’s wearing them with the same enthusiasm as a middle schooler forced to sing in the spring recital.

That purple checkered bandana is giving “church picnic chic,” but his whole posture screams emotional support for whoever scheduled this chaos.

Also, can we talk about that slouch? Bro’s sitting like he pulled an all-nighter chasing squirrels and now has to sit through pastel hell for a biscuit. One paw out like “I’m trying to cooperate,” tail flopped like “but I’m not proud of it.”

Final score: 12/10. Looks like he’s one balloon pop away from walking off set — and we love that for him.