08/19/2026
šØāāļøATTENTION WEāRE CALLING THE āI HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOVES HORSES, BUT I VALUE MY FINANCIAL STABILITYā SUPPORT GROUP MEETING TO ORDER!š©āāļø The horse person in your life has been aggressively dropping hints for months. They want a horse. They want a barn. They want to wake up at dawn to live out their equestrian dreams. Their heart belongs to the hoofed and unfortunately thereās no cure. Before you panic buy a 1,200 pound animal and convert your garage into a tack room, we can offer you a better solution! Letās look at your options:
Buying the horse:
Purchase price: $4,000 to infinity (this is the bait, donāt take it)
Monthly board and feed: $400-$1,200+ (lasts forever)
Farrier (every 8 weeks): $130+ (just for horse pedicures)
Equine dentist: $120+ (yes, even the horses need to see a dentist)
The āsurpriseā vet bill: $5,000 (letās hope itās not colic)
Supplements: $120+ a month (the horseās joints might not hurt, but yours will because you canāt afford rent)
Winter blankets: $200 x 4 (lightweight, medium, heavy, and the āitās slightly rainingā sheet)
Your weekend schedule: up at dawn, wrestling 50+ pound hay bales, mucking stalls, missing family events because the horse ate a weird stick, and winter comes with the added bonus of breaking ice out of water troughs. Cleanliness? Kiss it goodbye! If youāre not dirty after grooming the horses and mucking the stalls, itās the hay that will get you. Hay. Everywhere. Your clothes, the floors, your shoes, your hair, the furniture, EVERYWHERE.
Versus
Scheduling a ride with Nittany Mountain Trail Rides:
Purchase price: (a one time fee) $125 per person for a two hour ride, $80 per person for an hour ride, or $225 per person for a four hour ride.
Gas fee: the amount of gas it takes you to drive to the Sand Mountain Trailhead in Spring Mills, Pa.
Your weekend schedule: Show up at your scheduled time, ride through beautiful trails, and leave all the hard work and manual labor to our crew while getting all the credit and looking like an absolute legend to your equine enthusiast.
At Nittany Mountain Trail Rides, your resident horse lover gets 100% of the soft velvet nose snuggles theyāve been craving, gorgeous mountian view trail ride photos, and to live out their horsey dreams! You get to keep your finances intact and your weekend free of manual labor and diy projects. This isnāt just a trail ride, itās a financial survival strategy!
Feed their passion, save your bank account, leave the chores to us, and book your ride with us today! Message us here on Facebook or call/text 814-880-5100 to schedule your ride and give your horse person the best experience theyāll have all year!
