
03/14/2025
These bacon Guinness chocolate pancakes are waaaayyyy better than the ones your mower will be serving up this Spring!
We’re the Poo Squad, and now that the snow has melted, our phones are blowing up faster than your dog digging into Taco Tuesday leftovers that you left on the counter! 🌮
We’re this close to slapping a waiting list on spring cleanups—don’t get stuck ankle-deep in last month’s “presents”!
Sign up NOW or forever hold your nose. 👃
Click here to save your yard! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://poosquad.co/lawrence
One-Time POOPocalypse Cleanup:
$40 for the first 5-gallon bucket of doom, $15 per extra bucket. (Pray your pup’s not been stockpiling!)
Weekly Poo Patrol Rates:
1 Dog: $52/month – Amateur p**per
2 Dogs: $60/month – Double trouble
3 Dogs: $69/month – Triple threat
4 Dogs: $78/month – P**p party
5+ Dogs: You better just give us a call, but we got you!
Sign up before we’re booked solid—or you step in it! 🤮