Poo Squad Lawrence

11/01/2025

Your dogs do their business daily.
Your calendar is busy enough.
Don’t let messy yards slow you down.

Hand it over to us, and breathe.
Your time is worth it!

10/30/2025

Your lawn should be a place of peace.
Don’t let it become a minefield of mess.

We clear it with ease, putting your happiness first.
Your days should be filled with relaxation, not distractions.

See the magic when we do the dirty work!

10/28/2025

Your weekend isn’t a p**per scooper duty.
It’s supposed to be YOUR time.

Your peace shouldn’t smell like… well, you know.
So we’re stepping in, like a team of backyard heroes.

Let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 do the dirty work, so you can actually enjoy your yard again.

10/26/2025

Thanks to all the fur cuties who came out for Howl-o-ween this afternoon! We had skeletons, pumpkins, and a cow to name a few. You were all winners in our 😍 See you next Howl-o-ween! 🎃🐾

Special thanks for Uplift Coffee Co and Bigfoot Pet Photography for the fun collab and Smallcakes Lawrence, Kansas for saving the day with some DELICIOUS pupcakes (the dog’s words, not ours).

10/26/2025

Don’t let your weekend plans get messy.
Your relaxation starts with a clean space.

Remove the stress, not the fun.
Your furry friend and you will love it!

10/24/2025

Your time is worth more than a p**per scooper.
Your happiness shouldn’t suffer because of messy responsibilities.
Your weekend plans shouldn’t be dictated by your furry friend’s business.

We’re here to do the dirty work for you.

10/22/2025

To scoop, or not to scoop? That is the question🤔

10/22/2025

We take the stink out of the streets and the gross out of your day.

Our team shows up when it matters most.
The 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 transforms chaos into spotless.
Turning “eww” into “wow”. That's what we do.💪

A clean community starts here!

10/20/2025

We’re not your average clean-up crew. We’re the 𝗣𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗗!

We rush in when everyone else runs away.
The messier it gets, the more we love it.

Droppings, watch out! We’re coming for you.
Because we turn chaos into spotless in no time!

10/19/2025

10/18/2025

🎃✨ Meet Kona — our Howl-o-ween star! ✨🎃
This sweet girl isn’t just rocking one costume… she’s giving us a full-on Halloween fashion show! 👗🐶

🧚‍♀️ Fairy Kona - sprinkling hope wherever she goes
🌭 Hot Dog Kona - sizzling with personality
🍌 Banana Kona - proof that adoption is a-peel-ing!

Kona is currently in a loving foster home and looking for her forever family 💛

Learn more about her 👇
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/kona-68858539/ks/spring-hill/always-and-furever-midwest-animal-sanctuary-ks310/

Howl-o-ween @ Uplift Coffee Co
📅 Sunday, October 26 | 1:00–2:30 PM
📍 Uplift Coffee – 624 N. 2nd St, Lawrence, KS

Come grab a latte, enter your dog in the costume contest and grab some treats, while helping us spread the word so Kona can find her forever home 🏡🐾

10/18/2025

Rain or Shine, Turd or Tidy. 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 shows up for duty.

Because we’re not afraid to get our hands dirty.

We conquer the mess everyone else runs away from.
Turning chaos into spotless success. That’s our superpower.

Don’t mess with the squad that cleans up when it matters most!

10/16/2025

Messy patches are a thing of the past. 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 is on it! Clearing obstacles, keeping your path spotless.

All you need to do is move forward!

10/14/2025

Don’t know what to do with the doo? 💩
Don’t stress! 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱’s got you!
We scoop it, you chill it. 😁

Your yard stays spotless, without lifting your finger.
Call 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 and watch us conquer the crap! 🔥

10/12/2025

Locked, loaded, and gloved up.
We’re not your average cleanup crew.
We’re the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱. Trained in the art of turd removal.

We show up ready.
No flinching.
No excuses.
Just clean yards and happy dogs.

10/10/2025

Did you know a clean yard means happier pets and happier feet?
Your dog didn’t bury treasure out there.
They buried bombs.

Stop making them sniff their past mistakes.
Let us clean it up.

𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱:
For pets who deserve a fresh start
And owners who hate stepping in regret.

10/08/2025

Let’s be real.
You didn’t get a dog to become their full-time p**p assistant.

You got a dog for cuddles, walks, and funny TikToks. Not backyard landmines.

It’s not magic.
It’s just us, the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱.

We scoop the stink,
Bag the mess,
And make your yard feel like a yard again.

The best part?
You didn’t have to touch a thing.
(Or smell a thing. You’re welcome.)

10/06/2025

Can a clean yard make your day better?

Yes.

Especially when you're not the one cleaning it.

We show up.
We scoop.
You smile.

Book your first service today.
The grass is greener on the p**p-free side.

10/04/2025

Your dog doesn’t ask for much.
Just food, belly rubs, and a clean place to play.

We take care of the last one.
So you can enjoy more joyful paws, less dirty floors.

Let the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 handle it.

10/02/2025

Hate scooping p**p?
Perfect. You’re not supposed to.

That’s our job.
We’ve got the gear, the guts, and the grit.
You get a clean yard without lifting a finger.

Call the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 and leave the stink to us.