The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

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Happy Easter 🐰💩Hope your day is full of family, egg hunts, and a yard you don’t have to watch your step in 🐾Enjoy the da...
04/05/2026

Happy Easter 🐰💩

Hope your day is full of family, egg hunts, and a yard you don’t have to watch your step in 🐾

Enjoy the day everyone!

🌟Locally Family Owned!🌟We're a small, local family business committed to keeping your yard clean and your pets happy! 🐾W...
04/03/2026

🌟Locally Family Owned!🌟

We're a small, local family business committed to keeping your yard clean and your pets happy! 🐾

When you hire The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, you're supporting your neighbors and getting a service that's handled with care ❤️

Call or visit our website today to get a free quote!!
📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

🚨🐾 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🐾🚨Alright… we’ve been thinking.For years we’ve been taking p**p OUT of yards…but what if we started ...
04/01/2026

🚨🐾 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🐾🚨

Alright… we’ve been thinking.

For years we’ve been taking p**p OUT of yards…

but what if we started putting it BACK in? 💩

Introducing… P**p Delivery.

Yeah. You read that right.

Pick your option:

Light coverage if you just want to keep things interesting

Full coverage if you’re tired of walking freely in your own yard

Or our personal favorite… random drops so you never know what you’re stepping into

We can even deliver it to your job if home isn’t enough

Give it a few days in the truck first too… really brings it all together

April Fools 😂

We’re still just your local p**p scooper

But if your yard’s getting out of hand, we got you 👍

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

When life gives you p**p… we scoop it 💪💩We’re not heroes… but your lawn might disagree.Call The Poolice - To Collect And...
03/24/2026

When life gives you p**p… we scoop it 💪💩

We’re not heroes… but your lawn might disagree.
Call The Poolice - To Collect And Serve today!
📞 815-216-8173
👉 ThePoolice.net

Still picking up your own dog p**p?Yeah… we should talk.We show up and take care of the 💩You enjoy the yard. We handle t...
03/22/2026

Still picking up your own dog p**p?

Yeah… we should talk.

We show up and take care of the 💩

You enjoy the yard. We handle the doody work.

www.thepoolice.net⁠
815-216-8173

🐾 At The Poolice - To Collect and Serve, we’re paws-itively the best at cleaning up the “ruff” stuff!Let us doo what we ...
03/21/2026

🐾 At The Poolice - To Collect and Serve, we’re paws-itively the best at cleaning up the “ruff” stuff!

Let us doo what we doo-doo best 💩

📞 Call today: 815-216-8173
🌐 Book now: www.thepoolice.net

🫶🏻Reviews like this never get old.After the storms rolled through, we just wanted to check in on our clients. That’s wha...
03/20/2026

🫶🏻

Reviews like this never get old.

After the storms rolled through, we just wanted to check in on our clients. That’s what this is about, taking care of the people who trust us week after week.

Without you, there is no us. This is bigger than just a service. We truly appreciate every single one of you.

Thank you for supporting a local, family-run business. 💙🐾💩

🌐 www.thepoolice.net⁠
📞 815-216-8173

Shoutout to Fastlane Wraps in Chebanse for hooking us up with a temporary sticker for the rental truck while the poo tru...
03/12/2026

Shoutout to Fastlane Wraps in Chebanse for hooking us up with a temporary sticker for the rental truck while the poo truck is down.

They made sure it wouldn’t leave any residue or damage when it comes off. Really appreciate the quick help getting us back out working. 👍🐾💩

Well… the storm yesterday got us pretty good. Unfortunately the poo truck took some damage and is going to need repairs....
03/11/2026

Well… the storm yesterday got us pretty good. Unfortunately the poo truck took some damage and is going to need repairs.

In the meantime we’ll still be out scooping, just in a different ride for a little while.

So if you see a silver Silverado with an Arizona plate (CWD5115) rolling through town… that’s us. 💩🐾

Not sure yet how long the poo truck will be down, but we’ll keep everyone updated once we know more. Thanks for the patience while we get everything sorted out.

Bailey is happy when we arrive…but a little sad when we leave. 🐶🥹Clean yard. Happy pup. No scooping for you. 💩First scoo...
02/24/2026

Bailey is happy when we arrive…
but a little sad when we leave. 🐶🥹

Clean yard. Happy pup. No scooping for you. 💩

First scoop FREE (up to 2 buckets).

www.thepoolice.net⁠
815-216-8173

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but dog 💩 ain't one." Call us today! 📞...
02/23/2026

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but dog 💩 ain't one."

Call us today! 📞 - 815-216-8173
www.thepoolice.net

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We added 23 new residential clients this month. 🙌Thank you to everyone who trusts us to keep their yards poo-free. 💩🐾If ...
02/19/2026

We added 23 new residential clients this month. 🙌

Thank you to everyone who trusts us to keep their yards poo-free. 💩🐾

If you’re tired of handling it yourself, we’d love to earn your business.

First scoop FREE (up to 2 buckets)

🌐 www.thepoolice.net
📞 815-216-8173

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Kankakee, IL
60901

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+18152168173

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