The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

The Poolice - To Collect And Serve We have you covered whether you need a one-time clean up or year-round services! Call us right away!

Dog owners!🐕📣Dog p**p unfortunately does NOT wash away in the rain… it just sits there! ☔💩Give us a call or check out ou...
04/02/2025

Dog owners!🐕📣Dog p**p unfortunately does NOT wash away in the rain… it just sits there! ☔💩Give us a call or check out our website to schedule your scooping!

Rain or shine, we’ll scoop the p**p!💩

www.thepoolice.net | 815-216-8173

🐾 🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 🐾  The Poolice is going GREEN! ♻️ That’s right—we’re officially recycling p**p!  Your dog’s doo-d...
04/01/2025

🐾 🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 🐾

The Poolice is going GREEN! ♻️ That’s right—we’re officially recycling p**p!

Your dog’s doo-doo will now be transformed into:

💐 Garden fertilizer (perfect for plants that like to live on the edge)

🎊 Emergency confetti (great for parties you weren’t invited to)

🎾 Suspiciously chewy tennis balls* (guaranteed to add extra flavor to fetch)

But wait, there’s more! Upgrade to our Deluxe Package, and we’ll personally mail a surprise creation to your least favorite coworker!

Act now—this groundbreaking service vanishes at midnight!
..April Fools! 🎉 Don’t worry, we’re still just your friendly neighborhood p**p scoopers. But if you do want a p**p free yard 💩, we’ve got you covered!

👉 Book now at www.thepoolice.net

🔥 Support Local Small Businesses! 🔥🐶💩 Need Your Dog's P**p Scooped? You Know Who to Call! 💩🛻 📞 815-216-8173 | 🌐 www.thep...
03/29/2025

🔥 Support Local Small Businesses! 🔥

🐶💩 Need Your Dog's P**p Scooped? You Know Who to Call! 💩🛻

📞 815-216-8173 | 🌐 www.thepoolice.net

💥 First scooping is FREE when you sign up for weekly service!

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🚛💨 Got junk in ur backyard, garage, shed, storage, etc.? They’ll clean it out!

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Be sure to call, text or visit our website to get on our Spring Yard Clean Up & Weekly schedule.🌷💩🐕 www.thepoolice.net 8...
03/28/2025

Be sure to call, text or visit our website to get on our Spring Yard Clean Up & Weekly schedule.🌷💩🐕

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173
Kankakee County

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🐶💩Bradley, here’s your sign!💩🐶  Now’s the perfect time to ditch the doo-doo! Sign up for weekly scoopings, and we’ll sta...
03/27/2025

🐶💩Bradley, here’s your sign!💩🐶

Now’s the perfect time to ditch the doo-doo! Sign up for weekly scoopings, and we’ll start you off with a FREE first scooping—because stepping in p**p should never be part of your day.

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

🐶💩Bourbonnais, here’s your sign!💩🐶  Now’s the perfect time to ditch the doo-doo! Sign up for weekly scoopings, and we’ll...
03/27/2025

🐶💩Bourbonnais, here’s your sign!💩🐶

Now’s the perfect time to ditch the doo-doo! Sign up for weekly scoopings, and we’ll start you off with a FREE first scooping—because stepping in p**p should never be part of your day.

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

🐶💩Manteno, here’s your sign!💩🐶  Now’s the perfect time to ditch the doo-doo! Sign up for weekly scoopings, and we’ll sta...
03/27/2025

🐶💩Manteno, here’s your sign!💩🐶

Now’s the perfect time to ditch the doo-doo! Sign up for weekly scoopings, and we’ll start you off with a FREE first scooping—because stepping in p**p should never be part of your day.

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

Tired of scooping 💩?We'll take care of your entire yard of "doody" on a pre-scheduled, routine basis.  You’ll never have...
03/25/2025

Tired of scooping 💩?

We'll take care of your entire yard of "doody" on a pre-scheduled, routine basis. You’ll never have to scoop it again!

Give us a call today!
815-216-8173
www.thepoolice.net

🐰🥚Easter is Coming… Make Sure the Kids are Only Collecting Eggs! 💩Don't let hidden "surprises" ruin your egg hunt! 🐶💩🌐 w...
03/22/2025

🐰🥚Easter is Coming… Make Sure the Kids are Only Collecting Eggs! 💩

Don't let hidden "surprises" ruin your egg hunt! 🐶💩

🌐 www.thepoolice.net
📞 815-216-8173

Hop to it before it’s too late! 🐣✨

🐾✨ Support Local! ✨🐾Did you know? We're a small, family-owned business here to save your yard from the doody disaster! 💩...
03/21/2025

🐾✨ Support Local! ✨🐾

Did you know? We're a small, family-owned business here to save your yard from the doody disaster! 💩

No giant corporations, just real people who love clean yards and happy pets. 🐶🏡

Visit www.thepoolice.net or call 815-216-8173 for a free quote today!

☔️ Rain or Shine, We're Still Scooping! 💩We don’t let a little rain stop us! We’re still out here scooping—unless there’...
03/19/2025

☔️ Rain or Shine, We're Still Scooping! 💩

We don’t let a little rain stop us! We’re still out here scooping—unless there’s lightning, because getting zapped mid-scoop isn’t on our bucket list.

When it’s raining cats and dogs, be sure not to step in the poodles! 🐩💩

Stay dry, stay safe, and let us handle the doody work!

Book your scooping today!

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

Lunch Break = Pizza with Little Man! 🍕 👶🏻Taking a break from scooping to enjoy some pizza with my little man! Nothing be...
03/18/2025

Lunch Break = Pizza with Little Man! 🍕 👶🏻

Taking a break from scooping to enjoy some pizza with my little man! Nothing beats a good slice and some quality time. 🍕😄

Back to work soon, but for now—cheers to lunchtime with Max! 🥤🍼

If the Dogs Are P**ping, We're Scooping! 🐶💩Sign up for weekly service and get your first scooping FREE! (Up to 2 full 13...
03/18/2025

If the Dogs Are P**ping, We're Scooping! 🐶💩

Sign up for weekly service and get your first scooping FREE! (Up to 2 full 13-gallon bags)💩

✅ Reliable & professional pet waste removal

✅ Weekly & biweekly services available

✅ Enjoy a clean, p**p-free yard—without the hassle!

📞 Call/Text: 815-216-8173
💻 Visit: www.thepoolice.net

03/17/2025

We’re Only Human... But We’ll Make It Right!

At The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, we take pride in doing the job right. While mistakes are rare, we know they can happen, and if something was missed, we want to make it right!

That’s why we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—if your yard isn’t up to your expectations, just let us know within 24 hours, and we’ll come back to take care of it at no extra charge.

Your satisfaction is our priority—just reach out, and we’ll make it right!

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

🔍 Lie Detector Confession Time! 🔍🚫 "I scooped the p**p, Maurie!" 🚫Maurie's trusty lie detector says otherwise!When it co...
03/16/2025

🔍 Lie Detector Confession Time! 🔍

🚫 "I scooped the p**p, Maurie!" 🚫

Maurie's trusty lie detector says otherwise!

When it comes to picking up dog p**p, The Poolice - To Collect And Serve always delivers! 🐾🧹 Let us handle the doody work so you can enjoy a clean yard and a happy pup! 🌳🐶

Book your p**p scooping service today at www.thepoolice.net 💩

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🐾 Loki wants to know what you're waiting for! 🐾This good boy is staring right at you, wondering why you haven't signed u...
03/13/2025

🐾 Loki wants to know what you're waiting for! 🐾

This good boy is staring right at you, wondering why you haven't signed up for pet waste removal yet! 😄

Don't wait! Keep your yard p**p-free and your pups happy. 🐶✨

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

Address

Kankakee, IL
60901

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 7pm
Tuesday 7am - 7pm
Wednesday 7am - 7pm
Thursday 7am - 7pm
Friday 7am - 7pm
Saturday 7am - 7pm
Sunday 7am - 7pm

Telephone

+18152168173

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