The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

The Poolice - To Collect And Serve We have you covered whether you need a one-time clean up or year-round services! Call us right away!

❄️❄️ Snow day shenanigans ❄️❄️Snow or shine, we scoop 💩Unless it turns into a slip and slide and we need a winch… which ...
01/14/2026

❄️❄️ Snow day shenanigans ❄️❄️

Snow or shine, we scoop 💩

Unless it turns into a slip and slide and we need a winch… which was today 😅

Luckily no damage and everyone is safe 🙌

So we called it quits today, moved yards to another day and lived to scoop another day.

When the snow melts… all the hidden surprises show up 💩👀

If you don’t feel like dealing with it, give us a call and we’ll handle it 🐾

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

🌟Locally Family Owned!🌟We're a small, local family business committed to keeping your yard clean and your pets happy! 🐾W...
01/13/2026

🌟Locally Family Owned!🌟

We're a small, local family business committed to keeping your yard clean and your pets happy! 🐾

When you hire The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, you're supporting your neighbors and getting a service that's handled with care ❤️

Call or visit our website today to get a free quote!!
📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

❄️🐾 Tired of scooping p**p in the cold? 🐾❄️We’re out scooping. If the dogs are p**ping, we are still scooping. 💩You may ...
12/31/2025

❄️🐾 Tired of scooping p**p in the cold? 🐾❄️

We’re out scooping. If the dogs are p**ping, we are still scooping. 💩

You may ask “how do you scoop when there’s snow on the ground?”

We get everything we can see on the top layer ❄️💩 and when the snow melts we grab anything that was hiding. Your weekly or biweekly price stays the same. No upcharges over here 👍 just clean yards even in the snow. ❄️🐾

🌐 www.thepoolice.net
📞815-216-8173

Being a Chicago Bears fan is stressful enough.Your yard shouldn’t be. Leave the doody work to us 🐻⬇️💩Weekly or biweekly ...
12/30/2025

Being a Chicago Bears fan is stressful enough.
Your yard shouldn’t be. Leave the doody work to us 🐻⬇️💩

Weekly or biweekly dog p**p removal.
No contracts. No hassle.
First scoop FREE*.

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

🎅💩 Ho Ho Holy Sh*te Santa Claus Comes Tonight! ✨🎄It's too late to clean up before Christmas, so if Santa steps in someth...
12/24/2025

🎅💩 Ho Ho Holy Sh*te Santa Claus Comes Tonight! ✨🎄

It's too late to clean up before Christmas, so if Santa steps in something... well, let's just say that's between you and him! 🎁🦌💩

Book now at www.thepoolice.net or text/call 815-216-8173 🎅🏻

If you need a tow, you know who to call!Cordes Towing - (815) 954-5570
12/13/2025

If you need a tow, you know who to call!

Cordes Towing - (815) 954-5570

Getting too cold out to scoop p**p? ❄️💩Good thing you don’t have to — that’s what we’re here for.📞 815-216-8173🌐 www.the...
12/13/2025

Getting too cold out to scoop p**p? ❄️💩

Good thing you don’t have to — that’s what we’re here for.

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

What’s unique about The Poolice? 💩🐾After the initial scoop, you’re only charged your normal weekly or biweekly price.We ...
12/12/2025

What’s unique about The Poolice? 💩🐾

After the initial scoop, you’re only charged your normal weekly or biweekly price.

We still scoop when there’s snow on the ground. We get what we can see, and when the snow melts… we grab what was hiding.

If the thaw hits and it turns into 3–4 bags?
Your price stays the same.

Sign up today! 📝

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

The truck says it all. 💩We show up. We scoop. Your yard stays clean.📞 815-216-8173🌐 www.thepoolice.net💥 First scoop FREE...
11/20/2025

The truck says it all. 💩
We show up. We scoop. Your yard stays clean.

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net
💥 First scoop FREE for new weekly clients

Address

Kankakee, IL
60901

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 7pm
Tuesday 7am - 7pm
Wednesday 7am - 7pm
Thursday 7am - 7pm
Friday 7am - 7pm
Saturday 7am - 7pm
Sunday 7am - 7pm

Telephone

+18152168173

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