06/14/2025
🔥 Good mernin & happy Saturday, you adorable little spicy pickles.
The lizards are gonna love me. The Casper Club? Not so much. And then there’s the confused middle crowd just sweating and spiraling in silence 😅
Here’s the sitch: We’re in hell.
• It’s hot as hell 😈
• A few storms from hell ⛈️
• It’s blowy as hell 🌬️
Basically… hell.
⛈️ This afternoon & evening (after 2pm):
• Scattered thunderstorms on the Palmer Divide & Cheyenne Ridge
• A few could go severe: straight-line winds, marginally large hail, and maybe a quick spinny danger noodle
🔥 Next 3 Days:
• 90s like it’s a punishment
• Slight cooldown Tues/Wed (barely), before we rocket right back into gross b**b sweat death territory™ on Thursday
• Western Slope = Western Sloping. Obviously.
⛈️ Storm chances stick around through the first half of the week and might pick up again next weekend (drama pending).
🥵 HEAT SAFETY PSA:
Don’t just chug water—drink water with electrolytes. Mix in some Celtic or pink Himalayan salt so your body actually absorbs it. If you’re outside, get stuff done before 11am or after 6pm… unless you were born on the surface of the sun, in which case carry on.
Be smart. Hydrate. Don’t be a dumb dumb. I love you. Stay safe out there. 💛
What were electric eels called before electricity was invented? Taser fish? Stunning long fish? 9-Volt? Static eels? Shock noodle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh I'll throw myself out k thanks bye.
