08/07/2026
Skip hot girl yoga. Try old-ass dog yoga. 🧘♀️
Pilates is temporary. Bodywork is fleeting. Senior Chihuahuas are LITERALLY forever.
Join us on September 13 for an afternoon of stretching, sipping mocktails, and hanging out with the cutest little retirees you’ve ever met. 🍸 Our senior dogs will be wandering around the room offering emotional support, unsolicited kisses, and zero corrections to your yoga form.
For $30, you’ll get:
✨ A one hour yoga class
🍹 Mocktails afterward
🐶 Unlimited interactions with ancient dogs
💜 The satisfaction of knowing every dollar helps save more senior dogs who deserve a second chance.
No yoga experience required. If you can sit on the floor and tell a 14 year old Chihuahua {Maude} she’s the prettiest girl in the world, you’re already qualified. 🏆
📍Baltimore Hot Yoga & Wellness
9512 Harford Rd/Parkville, MD
🗓️ September 13, 2026
🕧 12:30 PM
Come for the yoga. Stay because a crusty little gremlin in a diaper fell asleep on your mat and now you’re emotionally attached. 💜 🐶
Claim your space quickly! Our yoga events tend to sell out FAST!
🔗 https://clients.mindbodyonline.com/classic/ws?studioid=29080&stype=43&prodid=3371