05/31/2026
Wait until you hear this.
One of our local business owners bought each of his employees TWO bags of cookie dough to surprise them with. Two bags. That’s 100 cookies per person. That is not a snack. That is a lifestyle choice.
We think it’s brilliant, kind, and possibly the beginning of a very delicious employee-of-the-month arms race.
Sadly, we can’t tell you who it is yet, because surprises are fragile little cupcakes and we refuse to squish this one.
But here’s the important part: these cookie dough bags are perfect for pretty much everyone.
Need a gift for your favorite people? Cookies.
Have a neighbor who deserves a little happiness? Cookies.
Going to a potluck and don’t want to show up with sad gas-station chips? Cookies.
Want to stock your freezer like a responsible adult with dessert-based emergency supplies? Cookies.
Each bag is $25, makes 50 cookies, and helps homeless animals at the same time.
That’s basically superhero-level kindness, but with better snacks. 🍪🐾
Order by June 3rd and help us give every pet a second chance! Scan the QR code on our fundraiser flyer to grab yours! Because saving animals and eating cookies is the kind of multitasking we fully support.
And because you have scrolled this far, congratulations. You have officially unlocked the Oliver Update: Bonus Content Edition. 🐾
Oliver just wanted to pop in for a little attention, which is extremely on-brand for a dog who has recently discovered that certain shelter staff and volunteers are, in fact, safe humans and acceptable snack dispensers.
He is doing amazing and has decided he is deeply in love with the people he trusts. However, Oliver is not the kind of dog who runs up to strangers yelling, “HELLO, I LOVE YOU.” Oliver is more of a “please submit your application to my emotional security department and provide snacks for review” kind of guy.
He will need a calm, patient, local home with people who understand that the best love stories sometimes start with suspicion, snacks, and a very slow tail wag.
We would also like him to stay local, just in case he manages another escape adventure. Since we’ve built such a strong bond with him, we’d be able to help catch our little jailbreak potato much more easily.
Oliver is worth the patience. He’s weird, sweet, cautious, snack-motivated, and secretly full of love once you pass the vibe check. 🍪🐶
