08/26/2026
🚨 EXOTIC ANIMAL SIGHTING 🚨
Please remain calm, but there appears to be a rare, majestic Yard Hippo sunning itself in the lawn.
Upon closer inspection, this prehistoric creature is actually just Abi, our senior dog. He has completely given up on forming his body into a standard canine shape. Loving his life with his foster mommy.
Instead, he has melted into a solid, multi-layered loaf of pure luxury, half-submerged in the grass. His current vibe is 10% dog, 90% structural density, and 100% unbothered.
He has officially accepted his new life as a stationary garden statue.. 🦛