06/19/2026
“Mam… could you put your dog on a leash?”
No Karen, sorry.
This isn’t a dog park.
This isn’t a sidewalk.
This isn’t the parking lot at Home Depot.
We’re on a private property, with permission, in a controlled group, with dogs that have been carefully matched, trained, and conditioned to work together off leash.
The dogs are checking in, recalling, hiking, swimming, sniffing, making friends, and living their best dog lives.
I appreciate the concern.
The dogs do not.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we have ducks to supervise, ponds to investigate, and very important stick-related business to attend to.
— Fetch Bus 🐾