Sarges Serpents

01/12/2026

Roses are red, tortoises are too… 🐢❤️

Looking for a wild twist on Valentine’s Day? Check out our current critter crushes at Sarge’s Serpents:

❤️ 1.5-year-old Red Foot Tortoise – Slow and steady Valentine that lasts a lifetime.
🌿 Red-Eyed Tree Frogs – Pair available, $75 each or $60 each with a bioactive build.
🦂 Emperor Scorpion – Shadowy little (large) badass, $150. Added bonus, glows under black light.
🌱 Bioactive setups in multiple sizes, plus springtails & isopods, cork, manzanita, driftwood and plants to complete your mini jungle.
🦎 Baby Crested Geckos – Tiny, sticky-toed sweethearts.
🦀 Halloween crabs - Valentines Day sucks, Halloween crabs don't. $25
🏠 Rehome Spotlight:
We also have a 3-year-old normal Ball Python looking for a hands-on, loving family. Super social, loves to watch TV, just shed and fed. Comes with a complete setup, plus two free feeders. Asking $150. Proceeds from this sale will go towards his previous owners unforeseen medical bills

Skip the chocolates. Get them something that actually sticks around. 😉

01/02/2026

We love being extra! We will have all kinda of supplies with us tonight if anyone needs anything. Can't wait to meet yall in a dark parking lot!

12/31/2025

Hello everyone!

Sorry we had to vanish for a few – we just needed to retreat for a few days to recharge our magic, catch up on lifes curveballs and spend some holiday time with our own little clan of creatures. Thanks for being patient while we refilled our potions (and coffee).

✨ FEEDER DROP: Friday evening ✨
We’re planning a feeder/supply drop, but we’ve had a ton of requests for rodents. To avoid any “sorry, that bin is already empty” moments, please send in your rodent preorders so we can set aside exactly what you need.

Current stock in the Sarge’s zoo:

🐭 Rodents – Taking preorders now (claim your critters early!)
🪳 Roaches – In stock and scuttling
🐛 Superworms – Wiggly and available
🐛 Hornworms – Currently out of stock (our bug shipment should magically arrive early next week at a super inconvenient time)
🦎 Gecko food – running low but currently available.
Plus lots of other reptile goodies lurking in the shop
Send us a message to preorder or ask what’s in the vault...
Thanks again for all the love and support – Also, feel free to message if you are searching for a certain reptile or need a bioactive/tank supplies, substrate, vitamins etc. We keep a pretty good stock 🐍✨

12/21/2025

❗❗ EDIT / UPDATE ❗❗
Well… Mother Nature chose violence today 🌧️🥶 Our street is flooded, it’s cold and rainy, and a bunch of you have reached out saying schedules just aren’t cooperating. On top of that, we don’t want to stress the animals by having everyone try to brave the elements.
So instead of soggy shoes and stressed scales, we’re taking this pop-up FULLY ONLINE 🐍💻
We’ll be posting items available throughout the rest of the day right here on Facebook. See something you like? Slide into our messages and we’ll get you taken care of!
And because we seriously value you all and appreciate your patience, we’re adding an EXTRA 10% OFF the entire store for this virtual pop-up — on top of any current sales 🔥🎉
Thank you for always being amazing and rolling with the chaos 💚
Keep those peepers open… BIG things are slithering in 2026 👀🔥🦎

Send a message to learn more

12/18/2025

❗❗ EDIT / UPDATE ❗❗
Well… Mother Nature chose violence today 🌧️🥶 Our street is flooded, it’s cold and rainy, and a bunch of you have reached out saying schedules just aren’t cooperating. On top of that, we don’t want to stress the animals by having everyone try to brave the elements.
So instead of soggy shoes and stressed scales, we’re taking this pop-up FULLY ONLINE 🐍💻
We’ll be posting items available throughout the rest of the day right here on Facebook. See something you like? Slide into our messages and we’ll get you taken care of!
And because we seriously value you all and appreciate your patience, we’re adding an EXTRA 10% OFF the entire store for this virtual pop-up — on top of any current sales 🔥🎉
Thank you for always being amazing and rolling with the chaos 💚
Keep those peepers open… BIG things are slithering in 2026 👀🔥🦎@

❗❗****ATTENTION!!! DUE TO A LAST MINUTE SCHEDULING CONFLICT, WE UNFORTUANTELY HAVE TO RESCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW 12/21/25. SAME TIME AND PLACE!! THIS WILL ALSO ALLOW US TO BRING A FEW EXTRA GOODIES AS WELL. WE HOPE YA'LL CAN STILL MAKE IT DOWN!! 🪳🪳

🎄🦎 HOLIDAY POP-UP ALERT! 🐍🎁

Come hang out with Sarge’s Serpents at our Holiday Pop-Up Event! We miss you!! Come see us!

🧪 BIOACTIVE READY

8x8x12 & 12x12x18 bioactive enclosures for sale
Starter setups perfect for beginners
Isopods & springtails to kickstart your cleanup crew
🐛 FEEDERS & SUPPLIES

Insects & rodents
Substrate, cork bark, branches & plant starters
Tank décor to level up your enclosures
Lights, heat, thermostats, feeder dishes & more
🦎 BABIES LOOKING FOR HOMES

Baby crested geckos
Leopard geckos
Hognose
Ball pythons
King snakes
Spiders and other creepy crawlies with legs.
🎁 FUN EXTRAS

Sarge’s swag
“Sarge’s Army” starter kits for the littles
Sarges shirts, decals and stickers!
Get some cool new shirts, decals or stickers!!
Event discounts & coupons for upcoming bioactive classes

🩺 KEEP YOUR EXOTICS HEALTHY
Sign up for our mailing list at the event to learn how to get into our bi-monthly FREE Exotic Animal Clinic and keep those new babies thriving.

📍 109 W Main St, Rogue River. (SHEAR ATTITUDE SALON)
📅 12/20/25
⏰ 1800-2000

Tag a reptile lover, share with a friend, and come see why everyone wants to be part of Sarge’s this holiday season! 🐾💚

Send a message to learn more

12/13/2025

We’re slithering downtown tonight for the parade **and to see all you eggnog loving Who's!** We might even have a load of mystery goody bags! 🐍🎄

Track us down!

We’ll be in Sarge’s gear

Probably the only people with reptile gear around our necks 🤣

Follow the snakes, not the reindeer.

What’s in the bags? Honestly… we’re not totally sure anymore:

Coal?

Candy?

Sarge’s swag?

Info on your cars extended warranty?

A stray dubia?

We sealed them up before we could double‑check, so it'll be fun for all of us.

We’ve got goodies for all ages, and Sarge absolutely loves being swarmed by gaggles of kids, so don’t be shy—come say hi, snag a bag, and give us your best “It's because I'm green, isn't it?!” 🐍💚

Send a message to learn more

12/12/2025

🎄✨ SARGE’S EVENING DROP TONIGHT! ✨🎄
Sarge is sleigh-riding into the PM this time — 1730 to be exact! 🐍🎅

We’re doing a festive drop for:
🧂 Feeders
🪵 Supplies
🐉 Any scaly friends you’ve been eyeing

If you need anything, message us by 1630 to get on Sarge’s delivery drop. 🎁

🎅 BONUS HOLIDAY FUN!
We’ll be downtown before and after the parade tomorrow handing out goodies, treats, and spreading some scaly Christmas cheer. Come say hi — you never know what kind of treats or coal could be in those bags! 🎄✨

📅 Also:
We’re doing another drop Sunday evening @1800, so if tonight doesn’t work, you’ve got a second chance!

Let’s make this weekend merry, bright, and full of reptiles. ❤️🐍

12/07/2025

�✨ CHRISTMAS IS HERE AT SARGE’S SERPENTS! ✨🎄
And we’ve got the perfect gift ideas for the reptile lover in your life! 🎁🐍🦎

🎁 Holiday Gift Options Include:
🍼 Baby Crested Geckos
🐆 Leopard Geckos
🐍 Stunning Ball Pythons
🛖 Tanks (BIO setups or empty!)
💡 Lights, hides, bark, feed dishes & literally everything you need to build the perfect habitat!
We have lots more.. Spiders, centipedes, tree frogs.. Also, substrate, lights, heat, plants, isopods and spring tails.. This stuff is available to be ordered and delivered at a drop as well.

And for the right price… Sarge himself will personally deliver it down the chimney. 🎅🐍 (Don’t worry, he’s trained for stealth mode.)

Need to check out our inventory?
📅 Schedule with us anytime — we WILL make the time for you.
Your perfect reptile or setup might be waiting right now!

✨ Holiday Bonus!
It’s the BEST time to sign your littles up for Sarge’s Army — only $25/month!
Kids get monthly fun, hands-on learning, and cool activities…
Parents get discounts…
And it’s all an introduction to our upcoming Sarge’s Serpents Learning Center!
No commitment — just fun, growth, and awesome experiences for your kiddos. 💚🐍

🎉 Let’s make this Christmas magical, scaly, and unforgettable!
Send us a message to shop, schedule, or join the Army!

Attached is a coloring page.. Contest time!! Color Dorito and post it in this thread. Ages 5-10, 11-15, 16+ (Because we like to color too!) Put your name and age. There will be three winners! We will announce the winners on 12/18 and you'll have 24 hours to claim your prize.

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12/03/2025

🎉🎉 WE’RE BACK, SARGE’S FAMILY! 🎉🎉 We will be at the usual spot tonight from 530-630. If you are pre ordering, please do that by 330, so we can have your goods ready to go. Otherwise, we will have an assortment of delicacies and supplies.

These last few days we were down with the sickness. We're finally back on our feet — and ready to serve our amazing customers again! 💚🐍

✨ BIG NEWS — HUGE THINGS ARE COMING! ✨
We haven’t opened a new storefront yet because we’ve been working on something even bigger… something massive… something that’s going to level up the entire community experience.

🚐💥 SARGE’S SERPENTS IS STILL TEMPORARILY MOBILE!
A reptile experience on wheels. This has been a learning curve for us all. Let us know how we can reach people, do MORE for you and bring all the goods while we build our dream location. We love your input and need to know what we should stock the car with. Or where we can do a drop next. We are finishing up our app and that should help everything run smoother.

WE’RE OPEN FOR ORDERS STILL!
🟢 Need reptiles? Supplies? Feeders? Custom requests?
We can order anything you want and we may even have it here.

But that’s just the start… 😎

🎖️🐍 Introducing: SARGE’S ARMY (For Kids!)
A fun, educational, hands-on program where kids can learn, explore, and join the reptile world in the coolest way possible. We are going to launch an introduction now and that will give you a discount when things are up and running. Message for info.

🎂🎁 Birthday Parties!
Book Sarge’s Serpents for unforgettable reptile-themed parties your kids will talk about for months. Message for details and pricing, we want to work with you and personalize the experience.

👕🔥 Merch Coming!
Shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more — repping the Sarge’s Serpents family.

Thank you for being the heart of Sarge’s Serpents. And for meeting us in dark parking lots to buy rats.. That is loyalty! Thanks for being weird with us! And thank ya'll for your patience, love, and support. It means more than you know.

11/25/2025

🦎✨ Good morning, reptile wranglers and tiny-dinosaur tamers! ✨🦎

Your friendly neighborhood creature shop is OPEN and available today for all your scaly, slithery, and slightly mystical needs!

We’ve got feeders galore (well… except those noisy crickets—they’re on a personal quest for chaos elsewhere 🙄🎶). But everything else? Locked. Loaded. Ready to wiggle.

🌟 In stock today:
• Reptiles (the majestic, the mischievous, and the “don’t mind my face, I just woke up”)
• Tanks & habitats
• Lights & heat
• Substrate
• Feeders (quiet ones. Polite ones. The good citizens of Feeder Town.)

Just comment or message us, and we’ll do our best to match your schedule. We’re basically the DoorDash of dragons.

We’d love to hear what you need more regularly, too! What do your mini-monsters munch on the most? What supplies vanish fastest into the void? Where should our next supply drop land?
🌍 (Cave Junction… you’re on our map again soon 👀🪄)

And remember—if you're ever unsure about our schedule, send us a message. We’re here for you… and for your little dinosaurs plotting world domination. There's usually a little method to our madness while we try to find the perfect space for our future. Just kidding. It's just madness. And chaos. And a lot of rats. 😆

✨ Stay magical, stay scaly, and pet a lizard for good luck! You might even get to pet Dorito, as he's helping with deliveries today✨

11/24/2025

✨ 6 PM DROP TONIGHT!

Noodle wranglers, and scaly caretakers… the magic cart rolls out at 6 PM and it’ll be loaded.

Tonight’s enchanted menu includes:
🍫 Chocolate eclairs (yes, really)
🐛 Hornworms
🧚 Pixie dust (the calcium kind, not the straight on til morning kind)
🐭 All the usual feeders in fuzzy form.
💡 Supplies

Let us know what you need so we can pack your order before we blast off in our moderately magical chariot. If we miss you and can swing back later this evening, we’ll do our best to make it happen.

Drop your needs below or message us!
✨🐍

11/24/2025

Dorito's daily shower thoughts.