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09/15/2026

No saddle. No bit. No problem.

There was a time when people told us this pony wasn’t worth the trouble. Too difficult. Too green. Not the right fit. B heard all of it and decided she wasn’t going anywhere.

This is what came out the other side. No tack telling him what to do, no gadgets holding it together. Just a kid and her heart pony who figured each other out.

Everybody’s “give up” pony is somebody’s best friend in the making.

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09/07/2026

Four months ago a vet told us Cheerio had a broken pelvis.

I want you to know what that sentence feels like when it's your pony. You stand there in the aisle and the words don't fit in your head. Nobody can tell you if she'll come back. Nobody can tell you if she'll be sound, or comfortable, or the same brave girl who used to march into a ring like she owned it. All they can tell you is stall rest, and wait, and we'll see.

So we waited. Months of hand walking. Months of watching her stare out at a field she couldn't go into. Months of me telling her she was going to be okay without actually knowing if that was true.

Today she was Grand Champion.

Day one at Ludwig's Corner —

Sadie kicked us off as the actual best baby pony, getting braver every single class.

Then Cheerio. My girl. First real show since the fracture. She walked in like she'd never left, and we took on a GINORMOUS eq division and won all three classes.

Next division we had a couple baby moments (the shadows were clearly out to get us), but she held it together for the blue on the flat AND the medal win.

Found out at the end of the day we were Grand Champion. Didn't see that coming at all.

But the ribbons are not the part I'm going to remember. I'm going to remember standing in that aisle four months ago, and then standing in that ring today, and how those two things somehow belong to the same pony.

She's not just back. She feels GOOD. And I cannot wait to see what she does next.

If you've ever gotten a diagnosis you didn't think you'd come back from — yours or theirs — tell me about it. I'd really love to hear.

08/28/2026

Day 14 — she trotted.

Sound. Happy. Ears up like she’d never been on stall rest a day in her life.

This week she got to leave the property, get ponied around while Pickle had his lesson, and get ridden at the crack of dawn in B’s pajamas because apparently that’s the schedule now. Plus a truly impressive amount of napping.

Full disclosure — this is from a few weeks ago and I’m just now getting it posted. Wait until you see where she is now.

08/26/2026

Barn dogs don’t get ribbons. They just show up. Every early morning, every long haul, every heartbreaking vet appointment, every good day. They’re in the background of every photo we’ve ever taken.

Happy National Dog Day to the ones who’ve been quietly holding this whole thing together.

08/26/2026

Champion ribbon in the morning. Petty theft by the trailer in the afternoon. Pickle is a man of range.

08/01/2026

The only horse in this barn with no vet bill.

No board. No farrier. No emergency call at 9pm. Just vibes and a pool noodle.

Yes — he still gets the full pep talk. Same lecture, same “good boy,” same halt-and-reset when he “gets strong.” I don’t know what he did wrong in the corner but they discussed it.

Horse girls don’t clock out.

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1299 Pottstown Pike
Glenmoore, PA
19343

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