05/27/2026
Throwin shade!
Shade is a master at stealing hair ties, judging from the top of the cat trees, and telling you to check yourself in the mirror before you leave. With her permanent resting scowl, she won’t demand attention, is excellent at pest control, and will respect your personal space. *until you’re in bed. Then you must drop your phone and pet her.
Likes: sneaking around corners to grab your feet, laying in the middle of the kitchen floor to grab your ankles, and handing out skibbity-baps.
Dislikes: hugs, being touched on the lower back, the color purple, birthday parties, kittens, and friendly hellos.
Shade is single and ready to be socially awkward with a socially awkward human who understands personal space. Shade’s foster mom is paying her adoption fee, “Doing myself a favor”.
Shade is a petite and brutally honest 5 month old, spayed, up to date on vaccines, microchipped, and litter trained. She begrudgingly tolerates all the other animals in her foster home.
☎️If you’re interested in being in Shade’s presence, please contact us 1-815-821-1420 or [email protected]