08/24/2025
A fascist, liberal, and communist start arguing who’s got a better ideology
To settle their argument, they decide to see whose ideology can make a cat eat mustard.
Fascist takes a spoonful of mustard and forcefully shoves it down the cat’s throat.
Liberal puts mustard between two pieces of tasty meat and thus tricks the cat into eating it.
Communist smears mustard below the cat’s tail. Poor animal starts meowing and tries to lick it off. Communist says: “Note, it’s eating mustard voluntarily and with a cheerful song!”
