Yard Guard LLC - NKY Pooper Scooper

09/07/2025

People always ask, “Wait... you really pick up dog p**p for a living?”
Yes. And we’re proud of it. 💪
At Yard Guard, we’re pet lovers who believe no one should tiptoe through their yard.
P**p is our business. And business is 💩... we mean good.
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15/05/2025

Thanks so much for taking the time to leave a 5-star review!

12/05/2025

Want a yard that smells as fresh as it looks? 🌼✨ Use pet-safe deodorizers to keep your outdoor space inviting for family and friends! Have your own tips for a clean yard? Share them in the comments—we'd love to hear your ideas! 🐾💚

11/05/2025

Is your yard feeling a little too “ruff” lately? 🐾 Let Yard Guard work our magic! We’ll keep it clean, fresh, and pup-friendly. Share your funniest dog mess story in the comments below—let’s have a laugh while taking the mess out of pet ownership! 🥳🐶✨

10/05/2025

We've all been guilty of it—stepping outside after a rain and thinking, What's that smell? Spoiler alert: It's not the flowers! Don't let your yard become a mystery swamp. Share your funniest p**p cleanup story in the comments! Let's laugh it off together!

09/05/2025

Is your yard starting to resemble a doggy landmine zone? Don’t worry, Yard Guard's expert team is here to tackle the mess! We turn “p**pocalypse” into a spotless paradise. Comment below with your best p**p-related jokes and let’s share some laughs!

05/05/2025

🚨 THROWBACK TURNED GLOW-UP! 🚨

Last year, the Mom & Pop Spot segment on Q102 (WKRQ) had us laughing so hard we nearly dropped our scoopers 💀💩

Jeff Thomas, Jenn Jordan, Fritsch, and Tim gave Yard Guard the most epic radio jingle we could’ve dreamed of—and we couldn’t resist turning that magic into a full-blown commercial. 🎬✨

🔥 So here it is: our p**p-scooping glow-up, starring YOUR audio and our dirty work (literally).

Massive thanks to Jeff & Jenn on Q102, Jennifer Fritsch, Tim Timmerman and the whole Q102 fam! You made turds sound toe-tappin’, and we’re still not over it. If this makes you smile, give it a share—we’d love to scoop some new fans!

👉 Hit play and tell us what you think!

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02/05/2025

🚨 WEEKEND SCOOP DEAL 🚨

Hate scooping 💩? We don’t!
Sign up for weekly yard cleanup before the weekend’s over and you’ll get:

✅ Your initial scoop FREE (we’ll handle the dirty work!)
✅ $10 off your monthly invoice—every month, long-term! 🤑

It’s the perfect time to kick back, relax, and retire from p**p patrol 🐾
But hurry—this deal vanishes Sunday at midnight! ⏳

👉 Message us now or sign up at www.1234DogP**p.com to lock it in!

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Tired of dodging pet waste in your backyard? Our efficient dog p**p removal service ensures a hygienic outdoor environment for your family's enjoyment.