08/21/2026
Veggie Chronicles (water cooler style) . . .
Tomato: Dude, I am freezing my stems off. The AC in here is absolutely blasting.
Pepper: Tell me about it. They have it cranked down to freezing just so the mushrooms don't get ruined.
Tomato: Easy for you to say! You’ve got that thick, shiny skin. If I get any colder, my texture goes completely out the window. The chill is real.
Pepper: Oh, please. You’re the star of the stand! Everyone wants a piece of you for their salads and sandwiches. Meanwhile, people look at me, get intimidated, and ask the farmer, "Is this one the kind that burns my face off?" I’m sweet, Kevin! I’m a bell pepper!
Tomato: Wow. Rough. Hey, look sharp, here comes a customer with a shopping basket.
Pepper: Quick, lean against the carrots! Make yourself look artisanal!
Farm stand: 401 N Main St, Falls City, OR
Fridays Noon - 6
Saturdays 11 - 6
Sundays 10 - 3
The Original Independence Farmers Market Saturdays 9 - 2
Albany Farmers' Market Saturdays 9 - 1
Corvallis Farmers' Market Saturdays 9 - 1
Lebanon Downtown Farmers' Market Thursdays 2 - 6