11/11/2025
🐾 BREAKING MEWS: Scooter Promoted to Assistant Manager! 🐾
There’s been some pawsitive movement in our upper management ranks!
You remember Jeorge, our famously discerning (some might say “selectively friendly”) office manager. Well, he now has an Assistant Manager to help him keep the Aristokatz team in line.
Meet Scooter! 🛴
Once a tiny kitten who needed hand-feeding and round-the-clock care, Scooter has come a long way. He was born with cerebellar hypoplasia, a neurological condition that affects coordination, but not his spirit. Thanks to the incredible dedication of our vet tech Daryn, who bottle-fed him, trained him, and ultimately became his forever mom, Scooter has grown into a confident, wobbly little wonder.
These days, Scooter reports to work alongside Daryn — greeting cats and clients alike with his signature “chill” management style. Unlike his boss Jeorge, who occasionally exhibits executive aloofness, Scooter is all about teamwork and encouragement. He’s even become an invaluable demonstration model, lending his calm demeanor to help show clients how to perform at-home procedures safely and gently.
So if you see Scooter rolling through the halls on official business, be sure to congratulate him on his well-earned promotion.
He may wobble, but he’s going places! 🏆🐱
