
06/19/2025
📣 An Open Letter from Brad Pitt (the REAL one) 📣
Hi, it’s me — Brad Pitt. Not the Hollywood guy. The far cuter, furrier, four-legged original. 🐾
And I have a BONE to pick.
Every time someone hears my name at the shelter, they say:
“Oh, like the movie star?”
“Oh, is he as handsome as the real Brad Pitt?”
“Oh, does he have a mansion?”
UM, excuse me. I am the real Brad Pitt.
✅ I’m devastatingly handsome.
✅ I’ve got soulful eyes that should win awards.
✅ I give out free kisses — no ticket required.
✅ I actually want to spend time with you.
Meanwhile that other Brad Pitt? Zero zoomies. Zero tail wags. Probably not even house-trained.
So if you want to meet a true icon — adopt me. The real Brad Pitt. The one who will love you forever and doesn’t need a stunt double for snuggling.
📍 Humane Society of Delaware County - Delaware, OH
💻 https://hsdcohio.org/dogs/ &page=shelterluv_wrap_1598292024206%2Fembed%2Fanimal%2FHSDC-A-123529