31/03/2026
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🚨 BREAKING: New Cost of Living Solution 🚨
With petrol prices getting out of hand, we’re proud to announce our latest idea to help you out!
🐴 School Horse Leasing Transport Edition 🐴
Why pay at the pump when you can:
✔️ Refill with hay- at only $18 a bale, and them needing a minimum of 4 bales a week, its a no brainer (Disclaimer: You will still need a car to collect said hay)
✔️ Park literally anywhere. We can't guarantee they will still be there when you come back, but they saved you doing laps of the car park to find a park 👍
✔️ Zero emissions (we don’t talk about the other end- but you can bag and sell the poo as a side hustle to the keen gardening neighbours)
Packages available:
• Beginner Model- Perfect for short distances before your legs get too tired from kicking.
• Sport Edition- the type who knows speed is key, get on and hold on 🏎
• Luxury Model- Likes to look nice, and not do a lot of work, best suited to those who work from home but just want to fit in with the rest.
Limited availability.
Some units may spook at plastic bags, sudden movements, their own shadow, or nothing at all.
Send us a PM to secure your eco-friendly ride before fuel hits $5/L.