Purrfect Kitty Care

Purrfect Kitty Care Cat‑obsessed, rescue‑cat mum turned full‑time sitter. After 25 years behind a desk, I’m finally doing what I love — giving every kitty calm, loving care.

🐾 About Me
Hi, Im Tori, and cats have been a constant thread running through my whole life. I’ve grown up with them, cared for them, and shared my home with more whiskered personalities than I can count. These days, I’m the proud human of two adopted rescue cats who remind me daily why I adore what I do — their trust, their quirks, and their completely unapologetic cattitude. After spending 25 yea

rs in an office, I was recently made redundant. Instead of jumping straight back into the same routine, I took it as a sign to finally do something that felt meaningful and true to who I am. I wanted a life that wasn’t spent behind a desk, but one where I could actually connect with animals, help people, and bring a bit of comfort to both cats and their humans. That’s how Purrfect Kitty Care was born. Caring for cats has never been a hobby for me — it’s part of who I am. I understand their moods, their boundaries, and their need for a calm, familiar presence. Whether your cat is confident and cuddly or shy and slow to trust, I meet them exactly where they are. I take the time to learn their routines, their favourite spots, and the little things that make them feel safe. And of course, I keep you updated with plenty of photos and messages so you always feel close to them. Starting this business has been the most natural, rewarding shift I could have made. With Purrfect Kitty Care, your feline family member gets someone who genuinely loves what they do — and you get peace of mind knowing your cat is cared for with patience, kindness, and a whole lot of heart.

Announcement from HQThis week has been a quiet one at HQ, and we wanted to let everyone know why CEO Arnie and HR Stan h...
16/08/2026

Announcement from HQ

This week has been a quiet one at HQ, and we wanted to let everyone know why CEO Arnie and HR Stan haven’t been their usual chaotic, demanding selves.

Our beloved dog passed away, and our little team has been taking some time to grieve and adjust. Arnie and Stan have been keeping close, offering their own version of support — mostly sitting on us, staring at us, and refusing to let us move without supervision.

We’re still here, still caring for your cats with all the love and attention they deserve, but we’re moving gently this week while we find our feet again.

Thank you for your patience, kindness, and understanding.
Hug your pets a little tighter today.

Weekly update from CEO Arnie & HR Stan:It’s been a slow one, folks. We’ve mostly been chilling, loafing, and staring at ...
07/08/2026

Weekly update from CEO Arnie & HR Stan:
It’s been a slow one, folks. We’ve mostly been chilling, loafing, and staring at Boss Lady while she pretends she runs this place.

However… the budget committee (Boss Lady) has announced treat austerity measures. She even attempted to downgrade our food, which caused a full‑scale HR incident and a walkout (to the garden).

She claims if we don’t start picking up some extra shifts, she’ll have to reduce our hours.
We laughed in her face. Then demanded Dreamies.

01/08/2026

🐾 Community Cat‑Sitting Update — Trafford & Surrounding Areas
It’s been a quiet spell for my little cat‑sitting business, so I wanted to pop a message out to the Trafford community — especially all the cat households who like knowing there’s someone reliable nearby when they head off on holiday, weekends away, or even just long work days.

CEO Arnie and HR Stan have been reviewing the situation (Arnie stared at me for a full minute, Stan blinked once — that’s basically a board meeting), and they’ve officially authorised me to open up more bookings for August and September.

I offer daily cat visits, including:

Feeding & fresh water — tailored to your cat’s routine

Fussing, cuddles & company — essential emotional support for dramatic felines

Meds if needed — I’m experienced with tablets, liquid meds and gentle persuasion

Brushes, garden time & enrichment

Photo updates — because you deserve holiday peace of mind

Extra home bits — bins, curtains, lights, parcels, plants

Your cats are treated like part of the team — Arnie insists on high standards, and Stan handles morale by purring at everyone.

I’m Trafford‑based and cover the surrounding areas. If you’re heading away soon or know someone who might need a trusted cat‑sitter, feel free to share this post or drop me a message. Local word‑of‑mouth genuinely keeps small businesses like mine going.

Thanks for supporting a little neighbourhood service (and keeping CEO Arnie in employment — he’s very demanding).

27/07/2026

🐾 Monday — “CEO Monday Briefing”
CEO Arnie has held his weekly staff meeting.
Minutes include:
– Snacks were insufficient.
– Cuddle quotas were exceeded (by me).
– HR Stan filed a complaint because I sat in his chair.
– Productivity remains at 0%, morale at 100%.

If your cat needs a CEO‑level start to the week, I’ve got availability for August upto and including 29th August (fully booked 30th Aug- 10th Sep)
Message the page to book your visits.

26/07/2026

CEO Arnie and HR Stan would like to announce that Boss Lady has never been happier than she was last week. Five cats and one rabbit on the books — two visits a day — and only one wrestling match with a rogue sprinkler. After that, she transformed into a different woman entirely. A woman powered solely by felines and mild chaos.

We also welcomed our holiday foster, Honey and her four 8‑week‑old fluffballs. Every time Boss Lady opened the door, they sprinted straight into the office like tiny furry interns reporting for duty. Watching her scoop them up like a human forklift was… a moment.

Of course, cats are her thing — but there’s always a plot twist.
This week included an emergency stray giving birth: two kittens sadly passed, one rushed to emergency care but didn’t make it, leaving one big strong baby with mum. They’re now safe and settled, but it’s been a roller coaster.

Boss Lady has even written little end‑of‑week reports for all her sit clients, which will be added soon.
Signed,
CEO Arnie & HR Stan
Keeping the business running while Boss Lady collects animals like Pokémon.

18/07/2026

BREAKFAST CALL: 8AM STATUS UPDATE

All good on the feline front — cats fed, accounted for, and smugly satisfied.
The rabbit? Also fed… but not without drama.

Because, of course, the garden sprinkler system has decided it now runs on its own mysterious spiritual timetable. So Boss Lady was faced with a heroic choice:

Feed the rabbit and get absolutely drenched

Or wait it out like a sensible human

Naturally, she chose Option C: Pretend to be busy grooming and playing with Mave while side‑eyeing the sprinkler like it’s a personal enemy.

Except… it kept going.
And going.
And GOING.
Forty minutes, Yes. Forty.

So in true Boss Lady fashion — prioritising animal welfare over her own dignity — she charged into the garden like a soggy warrior, danced around the sprinkler, fed the bunny, and emerged looking like she’d been caught in a biblical downpour.

CEO Arnie and HR Stan?
Hysterical. Absolutely no support from upper management.

Another successful morning at HQ.

17/07/2026

🚨 FULLY BOOKED & FULLY BETRAYED 🚨

CEO Arnie and HR Stan would like to formally announce that the household has descended into ANARCHY.
Why?
Because Boss Lady has allowed Mamma Cat and her FOUR tiny goblins to MOVE IN and STEAL THE CHILL ROOM.

Management is FOAMING.
Arnie is stomping round like a tiny furry warlord.
Stan has filed 87 HR complaints and it’s only lunchtime.

Meanwhile Boss Lady keeps entering the Chill Room making squeaky noises like a malfunctioning guinea pig, and the kittens are just blinking at her like “yes servant, approach”.

We are NOT HAPPY.
We are NOT CALM.
We are CONSIDERING A COUP.

If you need us, we’re fully booked and partially feral.

11/07/2026

I would just like to announce that Boss Lady is NOT okay.
CEO Arnie decided to perform a full‑scale midnight prison break, slipped out like a tiny furry ninja, and disappeared into the night while I had a complete emotional collapse.

I’ve been up ALL NIGHT.
Crying.
Panicking.
Whispering “please come home” like I’m starring in a tragic period drama.
At one point I was on the doorstep in my dressing gown looking like a Victorian widow haunting the street.

And then…
At sunrise…
HE RETURNS.
Strolling in.
Smug.
Fresh.
Tail up.
Like he’s coming back from a spiritual retreat where he learned absolutely nothing.

Meanwhile I look like I’ve been dragged through a hedge, emotionally waterboarded, and spiritually defeated.

Boss Lady is broken.
Boss Lady is feral.
Boss Lady is one incident away from moving into a monastery.

Arnie is grounded until further notice.
(He is currently demanding breakfast like he’s the victim.)

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM HQ 🚨 There’s been a security breach. HR Stan — full name Stanley, because he’s misbehaving — has l...
09/07/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM HQ 🚨
There’s been a security breach. HR Stan — full name Stanley, because he’s misbehaving — has launched not one, but TWO escape attempts in under 24 hours.

Yesterday morning, the little criminal mastermind successfully opened the bedroom door.
For context: Boss Lady tucks us in every night like the precious angels we are, and wakes us at 7am with breakfast service. It’s a system. It works. It keeps morale high.

But apparently Stanley has decided he’s above the law.

Last night he promised — PROMISED — to be a purrfect kitty.
Fast‑forward to 3am, and there he is again… attempting Breakout: The Sequel.

His excuse?
He wanted to sleep with the dogs because “they have a cold tiled floor and a FAN.”
So now he’s claiming it was a climate‑related emergency.

Management is reviewing the situation. Disciplinary action may include:

A stern talking‑to

A reduction in snack privileges

Being called Stanley for the foreseeable future

Further updates to follow as the investigation continues.

06/07/2026

Well… what a week in the Arnie & Stan Corporate Empire™.

Boss Lady kicked things off by losing her phone. And when I say losing, I mean full‑scale forensic investigation: retracing every step, every room, every cupboard, every cat.
This morning, HR Stan casually unveils the missing phone… under his pillow.
Looking very pleased with himself.
Battery flatter than Boss Lady after a 12‑hour shift, so it’s been on charge for four hours and she’s finally replied to all messages 😪

Then came the weekend.
HR Stanley decided to spice things up with a touch of illness, resulting in:

A dramatic vet visit

A full‑scale poomageddon

And some extremely awkward bottom washing

He is now absolutely fine, back to his managerial duties, and has been firmly reminded that dog food is for dogs…
NOT. FOR. CATS.
(He disagrees.)

If anyone needs Boss Lady, she’ll be lying in a dark room, recovering from her staff.

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