Something Fishy Newton Abbot

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Last weekend my next door neighbour knocked rapidly upon my door crying inconsolably. So I did what any sane person woul...
21/08/2026

Last weekend my next door neighbour knocked rapidly upon my door crying inconsolably. So I did what any sane person would do, I ignored her and hoped that she would go away. But she didn't.
So eventually, during the ad break, I took a deep breath, opened the door, and asked her what had happened to get her into such a state. "I've run out of fabric conditioner again" she sobbed.
I'm afraid I could only offer her a small amount of comfort.
This weekend however, at Something Fishy..............................

Last weekend  I met an old mate of mine in the pub and asked how his wife was. "She died making lunch last Sunday" he sa...
31/07/2026

Last weekend I met an old mate of mine in the pub and asked how his wife was. "She died making lunch last Sunday" he said. "Oh I'm so sorry" I said " What happened?" " Well, I had to open a tin of beans" he said. This weekend however, at Something Fishy..........

I've just got a new smart speaker, but I think it must be faulty. You see last weekend when I trod on a piece of Lego, i...
10/07/2026

I've just got a new smart speaker, but I think it must be faulty.
You see last weekend when I trod on a piece of Lego, it asked me " Did you mean tell you more about the French?"
This weekend however, at Something Fishy...........................

Last weekend my grief counselor died. He was so good at his job that I didn't even mind.This weekend however, at Somethi...
03/07/2026

Last weekend my grief counselor died. He was so good at his job that I didn't even mind.
This weekend however, at Something Fishy.............................

Last weekend, I turned to the missus and said "Dearest I do wish you wouldn't smoke in bed." She turned round and replie...
19/06/2026

Last weekend, I turned to the missus and said "Dearest I do wish you wouldn't smoke in bed." She turned round and replied "Well a lot of women smoke in bed you know". I said "Yes I know, but not bleeding kippers!" This weekend however, at Something Fishy.......

Last weekend, the missus came out of the bathroom and asked "Does my bum look big in this dress?" I said, "to be fair de...
05/06/2026

Last weekend, the missus came out of the bathroom and asked "Does my bum look big in this dress?"
I said, "to be fair dear, it's a small bathroom".
This weekend however, at Something Fishy..................

***Open This Bank Holiday Weekend ***                                       Sat 9.30 am - 5pm                           ...
22/05/2026

***Open This Bank Holiday Weekend ***
Sat 9.30 am - 5pm
Sun 9.30am - 4pm
Bank Hol' Mon 9.30 - 4pm

Last weekend I won a competition to win a months worth of free milk.I say I won a competition, but the old boy next door...
15/05/2026

Last weekend I won a competition to win a months worth of free milk.
I say I won a competition, but the old boy next door just passed away.
This weekend , at Something Fishy....................

Hello there! On Bank Holiday Monday AKA International Star Wars Day. Our Opening times will be. 9.30am - 4pm. This is th...
01/05/2026

Hello there! On Bank Holiday Monday AKA International Star Wars Day. Our Opening times will be. 9.30am - 4pm. This is the way.

Last weekend, the missus said that I was to "keep out from under her feet, and do something useful like make a bird tabl...
24/04/2026

Last weekend, the missus said that I was to "keep out from under her feet, and do something useful like make a bird table".
Then she got the hump because she didn't rank in the top 50. You can't please some people.
This weekend however, at Something Fishy.......................................

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