Something Fishy Newton Abbot

Something Fishy Newton Abbot Something Fishy is a customer focused Independent aquarium specialist. Serving the local community.

Last weekend I collected my new car. Its very fancy, with tons of bells & gadgets that I am still trying to work out. Li...
12/09/2025

Last weekend I collected my new car. Its very fancy, with tons of bells & gadgets that I am still trying to work out. Like why when I'm reversing out of the driveway, it plays a video of the neighbours cat being run over! This weekend however, at Something Fishy................

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22/08/2025

***OPEN THIS AUGUST BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY 9.30am - 4pm ***

Last weekend I bumped into the popular 80's musical twins The Proclaimers. Where upon I commented on the sorry state of ...
15/08/2025

Last weekend I bumped into the popular 80's musical twins The Proclaimers. Where upon I commented on the sorry state of their lawn.
They said it was not their fault and blamed B&Q.
They had been to branches up and down the country but, Lochaber...no mower! Sutherland...no mower! Lewis...no mower! Skye..no mower!
This weekend however, at Something Fishy..............

Last weekend, after extra time, and just before as the first of the penalties was been taken. The Missus was on the edge...
01/08/2025

Last weekend, after extra time, and just before as the first of the penalties was been taken. The Missus was on the edge of her seat. ........So I decided it must be the perfect time to do the hoovering. Well fairs fair!
This weekend however, at Something Fishy....................

Last weekend, around half past eleven. The missus suddenly shouted out "GOLF GOLF GOLF...THATS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT!...
25/07/2025

Last weekend, around half past eleven. The missus suddenly shouted out "GOLF GOLF GOLF...THATS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT! It scared the life out of me.
Well, you dont expect anyone to be on the 14th hole at that time of night.
This weekend however, at Something Fishy......................

Last weekend I held a party for & sang happy birthday to my very good friend Tu Tooyoo.Damn need choked on a sausage rol...
11/07/2025

Last weekend I held a party for & sang happy birthday to my very good friend Tu Tooyoo.
Damn need choked on a sausage roll.

This weekend however, at Something Fishy....

Last weekend my legs got badly sunburnt. They were so painful that I couldn't sleep. So I decided to ring NHS 111 for ad...
04/07/2025

Last weekend my legs got badly sunburnt. They were so painful that I couldn't sleep. So I decided to ring NHS 111 for advise. The guy on the other end of the phone told me that I should take Vi**ra.

"That will ease my sunburn?" I said. "No" he replied. "But it will certainly keep the sheets off your legs".

This weekend however, at Something Fishy.........................................

Last weekend, the memsaab and I were invited to a rather posh dinner party. All was going swimmingly. The wine flowed, t...
27/06/2025

Last weekend, the memsaab and I were invited to a rather posh dinner party. All was going swimmingly. The wine flowed, the food was wonderful and the bon ami was tippy top. That's when I suddenly and rather loudly broke wind.

My host looked shocked. "How dare you do that in front of my wife!" He bellowed. "I am so sorry" I said, "I didn't realise it was her turn". This weekend however, at Something Fishy..............................

Last weekend I decided that the time was right, and that I should start the search for my birth mother. It was my own fa...
20/06/2025

Last weekend I decided that the time was right, and that I should start the search for my birth mother.
It was my own fault. I should never have taken her to Ikea.

This weekend however at Something fishy.......................................

Last weekend I went to visit an old farmer mate of mine who was having some marital woes. I found him out the back in on...
06/06/2025

Last weekend I went to visit an old farmer mate of mine who was having some marital woes. I found him out the back in one of the big sheds, stark naked, and twerking in front of a 3 ton Massey Ferguson.

"What on earth are you doing?" I asked him.
"The missus & I have been having a few difficulties," he said "and the marriage guidance councilor told me that I had to do something sexy to a tractor".
This weekend however, at Something Fishy...............................

Last weekend I was carrying a bundle of pots and pans, when I tripped over some fairy lights and fell down a flight of s...
23/05/2025

Last weekend I was carrying a bundle of pots and pans, when I tripped over some fairy lights and fell down a flight of stairs. I twisted my ankle, howled in pain and inadvertently won the Eurovision song contest. This weekend however at Something Fishy ..................(OPEN BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY 9.30am - 4 pm)

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02/05/2025

Open this Bank Holiday Monday 9.30am - 4pm :)

Address

127 Queen Street
Newton Abbot
TQ122BN

Opening Hours

Monday 9:30am - 5pm
Tuesday 9:30am - 5pm
Wednesday 9:30am - 5pm
Thursday 9:30am - 5pm
Friday 9:30am - 5pm
Saturday 9:30am - 5pm
Sunday 9:30am - 4pm

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