01/04/2026
APRIL FOOLS!
Thank you for surviving today’s unicorn‑related chaos with us.
No unicorns were harmed, offended, or mildly inconvenienced in the making of this campaign (except the one that kicked the freezer).
All our real products remain 100% unicorn‑free, 100% visible, and 100% delicious for your dogs.
If unicorns ever become less dramatic, we’ll consider a relaunch.