Bulleez R Us

08/26/2025

Oh the eye contact! Nibs the sweet little frenchy ❤️

08/24/2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Veterinarians are baffled as Goldie the french bulldog is officially diagnosed with a newly discovered behavioral phenomenon:

Snack-Selective Hearing Syndrome (SSHS) — a rare but hilarious condition.

🧬 Symptoms include:

Total deafness when hearing “Come inside,” “Bath time,” or “Leave the cat alone”

Sonic-level superhearing when a cheese wrapper crinkles from 4 blocks away

Telepathic connection activated by the word “walk” — whispered, from under your breath, in another galaxy

Immediate Beethoven-level ear function only when food is in play

🩺 Scientists have concluded:

Goldie’s ears are perfectly functional. He’s just…on a custom setting.

🎛️ Ear Modes Detected:

❌ Ignore

❌ Ignore Harder

❌ Vanish into Thin Air

✅ Food Radar Activated™

🐾 Public advisory:

Do not attempt to command Goldie without snacks.

Do not whisper "treat" unless you're emotionally prepared to follow through.

And remember: He's not being stubborn—she's just living her truth.

More updates as the cheese supply dwindles.

08/19/2025

My mommy says i am a Little princess

08/18/2025

08/14/2025

Ok can she be any cuter!!!!

08/12/2025

Kitchen help available - if you need someone to work in your kitchen, cuddle with you on the couch assist you on walks and snuggle you at bedtime Nibs is a perfect candidate p.m. me for references!

08/09/2025

Look at me!!!!

08/08/2025

Pretty little lady!