Feral Pony

18/05/2026

🔥 TALK SH*T. GET FED. 🔥

Some horses need soft hands.
Others need a full motivational speech and several threats. 🤠💀

The Talk S*t* sweatshirt is for the riders who:
✔️ roast their horse mid-ride
✔️ argue with livestock daily
✔️ somehow survive entirely on caffeine and bad decisions

Warm, comfy, and perfect for early feed runs, cold mornings, and talking absolute rubbish at the arena. 🔥

Wear it loud. Stay feral.

🛒 Grab yours:
https://feralpony.com.au/products/talk-sh*t-unisex-sweatshirt

17/05/2026

🔥 SOME PEOPLE GO TO THERAPY…
WE JUST BUY MORE HORSE SH*T 🔥

This tee was made for the riders running purely on caffeine, bad financial decisions, and “just one more horse.” 🤠💀

✔️ Comfortable enough for all-day wear
✔️ Tough enough for yard duties
✔️ Feral enough to offend at least one person at the feed store

Wear it dusty. Wear it loud. Stay feral. 🐴🔥

🛒 Grab yours now:
https://feralpony.com.au/products/unisex-classic-tee-9

16/05/2026

🔥 LET’S FACE IT… WE’VE ALL THOUGHT IT 🔥

You’re late for work.
There’s a horse float behind you.
A caravan in front.
And 14 cyclists riding two abreast like they own the bloody highway. 💀

The Fck Cyclists* tee says the quiet part out loud. 🤠

✔️ Soft feel
✔️ Unhinged energy
✔️ Probably not dinner-with-the-inlaws approved

Wear responsibly… or don’t. Stay feral. 🔥

🛒 Grab yours:
https://www.feralpony.com.au/products/f-ck-cyclists-unisex-classic-tee

15/05/2026

🔥 SOMEONE’S NEXT WIFE… IS PROBABLY A BLOKE 🔥

Let’s be honest — half the horse husbands are basically one plait away from becoming the next wife anyway. 🤠💀

✔️ Carries the gear
✔️ Pays the feed bills
✔️ Gets told to “just hold this horse” for 3 hours
✔️ Has accepted their fate

The Next Wife tee was made for the legends surviving horse-girl chaos with absolutely no chance of escape. 🔥

Comfortable, cheeky, and guaranteed to start conversations at the yards.

🛒 Grab yours:
https://feralpony.com.au/products/next-wife-unisex-classic-tee

14/05/2026

🐴 “I’m on the bit…
Now what?” 🤡

When your horse finally rounds up for 0.3 seconds and suddenly you’re qualified for the Olympics. 💀

This tee is for every rider who’s been:
✔️ Humbled by a dressage lesson
✔️ Personally victimised by transitions
✔️ Hanging on with hope and a neck strap

Because being “on the bit” is only the beginning of the chaos. 🔥

🛒 Grab yours now:
www.feralpony.com.au/products/on-the-bit-horse-riding-t-shirt

On The Bit unisex horse riding t-shirt by Feral Pony. Comfortable, durable cotton tee for riders who get it. Perfect for everyday wear. Shop online Australia.

13/05/2026

🔥 BUILT FOR THE RIDERS WHO LIKE THEIR TACK DARK, TOOLED & TOUGH 🔥

AVAILABLE NOW

The Heritage Dark Tooling bridle & breastplate set isn’t here to play pretty pony. 🤠

This set brings serious western attitude with rich dark leather tooling that looks right at home in the arena, campdraft, rodeo, or tearing across the paddock at full send. 🔥

✔️ Premium tooled leather
✔️ Heavy western styling
✔️ Built to stand out
✔️ Makes your horse look expensive even if your bank account says otherwise 💀

🛒 Grab yours:
https://feralpony.com.au/products/heritage-dark-tooling-leather-bridle-breastplate-set-pre-order

13/05/2026

🔥 NOT JUST A T-SHIRT 🔥

Reminds me of a mini I know....

Comfortable enough for the yards.
Tough enough for the chaos.
Feral enough for everyday wear. 🤠

⚡ Throw it on, saddle up, stay feral.

https://feralpony.com.au/products/unisex-t-shirt

12/05/2026

🔥 SOMEONE’S NEXT WIFE… IS PROBABLY A BLOKE 🔥

Let’s be honest — half the horse husbands are basically one plait away from becoming the next wife anyway. 🤠💀

✔️ Carries the gear
✔️ Pays the feed bills
✔️ Gets told to “just hold this horse” for 3 hours
✔️ Has accepted their fate

The Next Wife tee was made for the legends surviving horse-girl chaos with absolutely no chance of escape. 🔥

Comfortable, cheeky, and guaranteed to start conversations at the yards.

🛒 Grab yours:
https://feralpony.com.au/products/next-wife-unisex-classic-tee

06/05/2026

💀 THIS ONE BITES BACK 💀
💥 True Stiff Halter – Dark Teal & Burnt Orange Braid
👉 http://bit.ly/teal-burnt-halter⁠�
Dark. Dirty. Loud.
Built tough for horses with attitude — and riders who don’t play nice 😏 �
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🐴🔥

05/05/2026

💀 THIS AIN’T YOUR NANA’S HALTER 💀

💥 True Stiff Halter – Blue Dragon Claw Braid
👉 http://bit.ly/dragon-claw-halter

Built tough. Looks deadly.
For horses that don’t do “quiet” 😏
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