25/09/2026
IRCC (Internal Rapid Cutting Calculation) ... how fast is yours?
IRCC (definition)
The involuntary internal and instantaneous mental calculation triggered by the words "can I get a cutting?" Variables processed simultaneously include: the replacement value of the plant, current market availability, the rarity of the form or clone, the number of viable nodes remaining, the time of year and whether conditions favour successful propagation, the anticipated setback to the parent plant and its current trajectory, the requester's demonstrated horticultural competence, their track record with previous cuttings, the current state and history of the friendship, whether reciprocal cuttings have ever been offered, and an unconscious projection of where the cutting will likely end up in six months.
The entire calculation takes approximately 1.3 seconds while you hold a weird awkward nervous smile.
A negative IRCC score results in the phrase "Let's see how it goes over next summer"
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