Custom Dog Grooming

03/11/2026

🚨 ATTENTION PET PARENTS: THE ULTIMATE DOG P**P COLOUR GUIDE

Let’s be honest—as pet owners, a massive part of our lives revolves around staring at, picking up, and analysing our dogs' business. 💩

While it’s definitely not the most glamorous part of the job, your dog's p**p is actually a direct window into their health!

Before you tie up that plastic bag, here is your handy-dandy, gross-but-necessary colour decoder guide to figure out what's going on inside their tummy:

🟤 Chocolate Brown:
The Gold Standard! This is exactly what you want to see. It means their digestion is on track, their gut is happy, and you are doing a fantastic job. Keep doing what you're doing! 🏆

🟡 / 🟠 Yellow, Orange/Gray and Greasy:
This often means food is moving through their digestive tract way too fast.
However, if the p**p is a distinct mustard yellow, greasy, or looks like a puddle of greyish-yellow clay, it is a massive warning sign for Pancreatitis (an inflamed pancreas) or exocrine pancreatic insufficiency (EPI). If it stays this colour, a vet trip is a must! 🩺

🟢 The Green Machine:
Just like with vomit, this usually means they’ve been grazing on grass like a little fluffy cow. However, if they haven't been eating grass, green p**p can sometimes point to a parasitic infection (like Giardia) or a gallbladder issue.

⚪ / Chalky White:
If the p**p is white, hard, and breaks apart like chalk, it usually means their diet is way too high in calcium (very common in dogs fed a raw diet with lots of bones).

🚨🔴 Streak of Bright Red:
This indicates fresh blood, usually coming from the lower digestive tract or large intestine.
It could be due to colitis, inflammation, or an injury from eating something sharp.
A single streak might just be a passing upset, but anything more warrants a vet check!

🚨 ⚫ Black and Tarry:
This is a major red flag. Black, sticky, or tarry p**p means there is old, digested blood coming from the upper digestive tract or stomach.
It can point to internal bleeding, severe ulcers, or a foreign object blockage.
Get to the vet!

⚪ White Flecks or "Rice Grains":
If you see little white bits moving around (or looking like dried grains of rice), congratulations—your pup likely has worms (usually tapeworms).
Time for a proper dewormer! 🐛

Shoutout to all the dedicated pet parents who inspect every single drop-off like a forensic scientist!

May your bags never tear and your hand sanitiser always be handy. 🐾🛍️❤

01/11/2026

🛑 STOP OVER-VACCINATING?

What your vet won't tell you about chronic ear infections... 🐾

I was never someone who advocated against vaccinations.

Like most pet parents, I always believed routine boosters were just what you did to keep a dog safe.

But my perspective completely changed when I became a dog groomer.

When you handle dozens of different dogs every single week, look closely inside their ears, and see their skin up close day in and day out, you start noticing patterns that are impossible to ignore.

This is happening.

I see so many pups trapped in a never-ending cycle of chronic ear infections, constant head shaking, and red, angry yeast flare-ups.
So often, when I talk to the owners, a frustrating timeline emerges:

A healthy dog goes in for their routine booster shots, and a few weeks later, the ear issues begin.

In holistic veterinary care, this is known as vaccinosis—the theory that repeated, heavy vaccine schedules can overstimulate a dog's immune system, throwing it completely out of balance and causing deep-seated, chronic inflammation.

While conventional vets often point exclusively to food or environmental allergies, many alternative pet wellness advocates believe over-vaccination breaks the body's natural "off switch" for inflammation, manifesting as persistent ear crusting, fluid buildup, and irritation.

Every dog is an individual, and a one-size-fits-all approach to shots might not be what's best for their long-term health.

But if your dog is currently battling ongoing ear issues and it's costing you an absolute fortune at the vet, listen up. 🛑

Stop wasting hundreds of dollars.
Go straight to Oz Grooming World and grab a bottle of Lisa Leady K-9 Miracle Ear Elixir.

I promise you this stuff bloody works!

It clears all types of ear issues—bacterial, fungal, yeast, and canker and even hotspots!

You can grab a bottle for under $50 including postage, and one bottle is enough solution to clear the next 10 ear infections!

It has a massive shelf life, and as a groomer, I swear by it.

It’s time to start asking questions, doing your own research, looking into options like titer testing, and treating the symptoms naturally.

As a groomer, I'm seeing this way too often to stay silent.🐾❤️

01/11/2026

01/11/2026

💥 Beat the Rate Rises and Slash Your Dog Grooming Costs!

With interest rates on the rise again, we’re all looking for ways to tighten the belt.

If you want to slash your dog grooming costs without sacrificing quality, DIY is the way to go—and you don't need to spend a fortune to do it!

Funny story:

last week, two of my high-velocity professional dryers died at the same time
(you can imagine how much "fun" that was 😅).

Desperate for a quick replacement, I took a gamble and ordered an $80 "high-velocity" dryer from Temu via an Australian seller.

Now, my usual professional dryers cost closer to $400, so my expectations were low.
But it arrived in just 2 business days and—honestly? I’m genuinely surprised!

While it’s not quite the heavy-duty power I’m used to, it’s a brilliant little machine that absolutely gets the job done.
It's going to be the perfect backup.

If you want to save serious cash and groom your pooch at home, here is my exact budget-friendly toolkit setup:

💨 The Dryer:

Go to Temu and search for "high velocity dog dryer". It's a game-changer compared to a human hairdryer and costs a fraction of the pro price.

The Clippers:

Head over to Oz Grooming World and check out their clippers.
I used Magic Shears for the past year or so because they are cordless, but I have only just changed over to the Heiniger brand.

I went for one of their corded options that sits around the $400 mark. But don't worry if that's out of your budget—Oz Grooming World has plenty of cheaper options available to get you started!
(Note: I can't comment on Temu clippers because I haven't bought any myself, so stick to Oz Grooming World for these!).

The clippers come with a #10 blade, which is perfect for bellies, paws, inside ears, or doing a complete buzz cut. Plus, they come with a bottle of oil included to get you started!

⚠️ Buyer beware: Whatever you do, steer clear of Andis clippers! Their cords continually stuff up and their cordless battery dies too early and are a total headache.

⚙️ The Blades:
Temu is my absolute go-to for blades because the price difference elsewhere is bloody ridiculous and totally unnecessary!

The quality is exactly the same, so save your money. Just search for A2 blades on there to suit the clippers you buy and most clippers take the universal blades but be sure you double check the clippers you buy and their blade requirements.

If it says "suits A2 clippers" then that's what you want.
You can opt to buy a #30/ #40 blade and buy clip on combs in a pack in various lengths.For me personally, I don't like using them.

There are numerous blade lengths available, so make sure to check them all out before choosing what suits your dog—you can get whatever length you would like really! I personally recommend a #4 and/or a #6.

⚠️ Pro tip: Steer clear of the #7 blade! If you don't use it correctly, you may very well cut your dog. The other blades are much safer.

🖌️ The Brush:
While you are on Oz Grooming World, check out the only brush I ever recommend: the Lawrence Tender Care brush. They come in various sizes and are absolutely unmatched for getting through the coat properly.

💅 Nail Clippers:
You can jump on Temu to grab yourself a pair of dog nail clippers on the cheap. Just a massive word of warning here: never buy the guillotine-looking ones! They are awful to use. Stick to the standard scissor/pliers style clippers.

🧰 Maintenance is KEY:
If you want your gear to give you tons of grooms, you MUST clean and oil your blades after every single use (remember to use that oil bottle that came with your clippers!). If you leave hair crammed in there, expect them not to work.

Eventually, everything needs sharpening anyway—blades cost around $15 to $20 to sharpen, and don't forget your scissors, which are about $10 each to get done.

💇‍♂️ The Scissors:
You can grab these on Temu as well! There are so many options on there that work fantastically well. I've completely stopped spending silly money on expensive specialty scissors.Check out their chunkier scissors for calming coats without shaving.

And last but not least ..be sure you have your dog secured in a position where you are higher and in control.

I tell customers they can always throw a towel over their washing machines,tuck the sides of the towel in the washing machine to secure, then tie the dogs lead to the taps and they then have that control and leadership over their dog.

Don't ever groom your dog on your lap or on the floor.You are in their territory and they will react by running away or worse..biting you.

With a tiny bit of practice and the right gear, you'll save hundreds on grooming bills while keeping your fur baby looking sharp.🐾❤️

31/10/2026

THE PARK LIES ARE OFFICIALLY DEAD THE SECOND THEY HIT MY FOOTPATH. 🚶‍♂️❌

As a groomer, a funny moment of the day is watching your dog approach my front door. They’re trotting along, sniffing the concrete, thinking they’re just out for a casual, fun walk.

Honestly, hey, you even think my name and your dog will know. 😂 But when they catch sight of me through the glass, they realize they’ve been completely stitched up. 👁️👁️

Honestly, 98% of dogs do exactly this. The exact millisecond our eyes lock, the entire universe shifts. I get a front-row seat to a full-blown canine psychological collapse right through the window:

• The Emergency Brake:
Their front paws instantly lock out at a 45-degree angle. They transform from a happy pet into a structural concrete pillar. Their owner is suddenly dragging a furry anchor across the pavement like they’re doing a hardcore CrossFit workout. 🧱⚓

• The "How Much Did They Pay You?" Glare:
They slowly look up at their owner with pure, unadulterated slander in their eyes, fully convinced they are being traded away to the highest bidder for pocket change. 😭💸

• The Structural Failure:
The small ones realize they’ve lost the ground battle, so they just dissolve. Their bones turn to jelly, forcing their owner to carry them through my door like an awkward, heavy sack of potatoes. 🥔😂

• The Chasey Players & Whiners:
But honestly, the pre-game show inside the car is a whole different level of comedy. I love hearing about the absolute psychos who think it’s hilarious to play a high-stakes game of chasey inside the vehicle—scrambling across the headrests like feral possums just to dodge the leash. 🏎️💨

Then you’ve got the GPS masterminds who recognize the route to the shop and hit the panic button, providing a non-stop, glass-shattering operatic whine for the final three blocks. 🗣️🎵

But the absolute peak of the drama happens at the hand-off. The exact second I physically lift them up or take the lead, the dog looks right back at their human. The stares these owners get could literally kill. 😂👀

It is pure, cold-blooded, laser-focused betrayal. They look at their owner like, "You left me here to die. Do not sleep tonight. I know where you live." 😂

Meanwhile, I’m just standing there holding a dog that is actively staring a hole through its owner's soul.

Mate, it’s a warm bath and a blowout, not a medieval dungeon! 😂 I don't even do that high-pitched baby talk—I speak to them like rational adults who just happen to have a devastating case of swamp-butt and matting in their fur. Seriously, if dogs started talking I would need daily therapy just to recover from the verbal abuse. 😂 But sure, play the victim. ✂️

"I always say: I spend 10% of my time actually wielding the clippers, and 90% of it trying to convince a wet, naked-looking dog that I am a local business owner and not the supreme leader of an underground pet trafficking ring." 🤣

31/10/2026

🐾 PUP ON THE ITCHY-SCRATCHY EXPRESS?

If your dog chews their paws or scratches non-stop after going outside, grass and pollen allergies are crashing the party! 🌾🚫

Grass acts like a pollen magnet, sticking to their paws and belly.

The secret to stopping the scratch? ACT FAST!

The very second they step inside and get off that itchy grass, use this 100% natural, vet-free battle plan:

⏰ 1. Immediate Doorstep Relief
(The Daily Essentials)

• 🧴 Unscented Baby Wipes:

Wipe down paws, pads, and bellies the moment they cross the threshold to instantly remove trapped pollen.

• 🍎 50/50 ACV Spritz:

Mix 50% Apple C***r Vinegar and 50% Water in a spray bottle.

Spritz on itchy areas to soothe skin and neutralize allergens.
(Avoid eyes and open sores!)

Short on time? Don't stress! Even if you ONLY do the wipes and the spritz, you are already doing wonders to help your pooch get instant relief!

🌿 2. Extra Natural Remedies

• 🍵 Cool Tea Soaks:
Dunk irritated paws in cooled chamomile or green tea to calm angry, red skin.

• 🧼 Oatmeal Baths:
Wash them with colloidal oatmeal shampoo and cool water to soothe inflammation.

• 🌱 Pure Aloe Vera:
Apply 100% pure organic aloe gel to raw bellies for instant cooling.

🛡️ 3. Shield & Prevent

• 🥾 Booties & Onesies:
Use breathable dog boots
(even if they do the hilarious, high-stepping "malfunctioning robot" walk) or light t-shirts to physically block pollen contact.

• 🏡 Home Defense:
Keep a damp mat by the door, wash pet bedding weekly in hot water, and avoid walks during peak morning/evening pollen hours.

Don't wait for the scratching to start! Make the doorstep wipe-and-spritz your automatic routine. Your pup will thank you! ❤️

30/10/2026

⚠️ UNPOPULAR OPINION..

Vets are sounding the alarm that dog owners are "taking their pets' health into their own hands."
And honestly? It’s about damn time. 🤷‍♂️🐕

Lately, the veterinary world has been in a panic because pet parents are doing their own research.

They’re looking into gut health, questioning standard protocols, exploring longevity science, and refusing to just accept "that's just what happens when they get old."

They call it "dangerous." We call it being an ADVOCATE.

No one knows your dog better than you do. No one watches them breathe, sleep, run, and live every single day like you do.

Taking control of your dog’s wellness—diving into preventative care, upgrading their nutrition, and tracking their daily vitals—isn’t "taking matters into your own hands."

It’s called loving them enough to fight for their healthspan, not just their lifespan. 🕒❤️

Yes, we need vets for emergencies, diagnostics, and surgeries. But the daily choices that dictate how long—and how well—our dogs live belong to US.

Stop being a passive observer in your dog's life. Educate yourself. Take the wheel. 🐾❤️

27/10/2026

Hi everyone..just a heads up that all Saturdays leading up to Christmas are booked out and I'm currently not taking on any new groom's til 2027..🐾❤️

24/10/2026

🛑 THINK TWICE BEFORE FEEDING YOUR DOG CHICKEN AND BEEF!

If you’re tossing chicken or beef into your dog’s bowl thinking it’s a healthy, natural protein... you might want to reconsider. Especially if you have a growing puppy!

Here is the dirty truth about modern, factory-farmed chicken that Big Ag and blind vets don't want you to think about:

⚡ From Hatchling to Harvest in 42 Days

In the wild, a chicken takes months to mature. Today? Commercial chickens are genetically modified and pumped up to reach full market size in just 6 weeks. They grow so fast their own legs often break under their unnatural weight 🥺

💉 A Cocktail of Chemicals & Drugs

How do they survive that rapid, crowded growth? Mass doses of antibiotics, growth promoters, and synthetic additives. When your dog eats that meat, they are ingesting a chemical cocktail.

⚠️ Why It’s Toxic for Puppies & Dogs:

• The Allergen Nightmare:

Chicken and beef are actually the top food allergens for dogs, causing chronic ear infections, itchy skin, and hot spots.

• The Ticking Time Bomb:

These severe gut issues don't always happen overnight. It can take up to 2 to 3 years of building up toxins, chemicals, and inflammation in your dog's system before the damage finally surfaces and they become violently ill.

• Inflammation Central:

Modern factory-farmed meats—especially chicken and beef—are packed with high levels of Omega-6 fatty acids.

This triggers massive systemic inflammation, which can severely mess with a dog's gut lining, joints, and immune system. Some dogs are incredibly sensitive to beef, leaving them in a constant state of internal inflammation.

• Puppy Development Danger: Puppies need precise, clean nutrients to build strong bones and joints. Feeding them toxic, fast-grown meat can throw off their nutritional balance during crucial growth windows.

💥 REAL LIFE STORY: THE VET COMPLACENCY TRAP

Just recently, one of my customers came to me in absolute despair.

They have two dogs who both ended up severely ill. One had horrific gut issues—vomiting, bleeding, the absolute lot.

The second dog caught the exact same illness simply from eating the first dog's p**p.
And what did the vet do? Absolutely nothing useful.

They just kept repeating the same old textbook script: "Chicken and rice, keep it bland."😠

Weeks and weeks went on. Thousands of dollars later, these incompetent vets still had zero answers, and the dogs were still suffering on that endless, toxic chicken-and-rice loop while the clinic's bank account grew.

So I told the owners: STOP feeding them chicken and beef immediately.

Instead, they switched them over to a clean turkey based diet—figuring that turkey isn't injected with all that nasty chemical rubbish like factory-farmed chickens are.

Guess what? It’s been just over two weeks on turkey, and both dogs are completely happy, healthy, and thriving! No vets, no medications, no thousands of dollars wasted—just common bloody sense.

Wake up, vets! Get your heads out of the textbooks, step into the here and now, and realise that your outdated advice is actively messing dogs up.

Stop pushing the same lazy chicken-and-rice narrative that keeps animals sick and owners broke.

Before you waste thousands of dollars letting a vet guess what's wrong, change the diet! Drop the chicken and beef completely, and look into cleaner, non-injected alternatives like turkey, kangaroo, venison, or wild-caught fish. Your pup will thank you! 🐾✨

15/10/2026

SENDER FOUND!!! ❤❤❤

Hi everyone... I'm reaching out to my beautiful customers...I received this beautiful bunch of lilies along with a gorgeous smelling Peppermint Grove candle from Tynte Flowers...Sadly there was no sender's name. If this is you please reach out so I can give you a big hug when I see you but for now I want to say a big thank you💓...I absolutely feel loved with so many beautiful flowers wafting through my home...you all heal me along with all the furbabies who are picking up on my energy and showing me love.. 🥹💔♥️###