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The Gross-ery Home-grown and prepared vegetables, fruit, herbs, seedlings, pickles, preserves and eggs.

The King is dead. Long live the Queen...Samwise Gamgee, who managed to encompass all the characteristics of that fiction...
21/03/2026

The King is dead. Long live the Queen...

Samwise Gamgee, who managed to encompass all the characteristics of that fictional character and sneak across the 'food-line' which separates the house-pets and those destined for the pot, passed away last week and I was gutted. A dignified death at the vet (I swore I would be practical about these things when I started 'chickening' - I was wrong) and full burial in the rain.

We now have a rooster-vacuum after 4 years and it's been interesting observing the dynamics of the flock. When we got the initial batch of 10 hens, they were left to their own devices - it was generally more relaxed with each doing their own thing, although an alpha would stand at the coop door and do a headcount at bedtime. There was definitely more fighting, even once hierachies were established, especially when new hens were introduced.

When our first rooster, Roo, was introduced in 2022, it gave us endless amusement watching him trying round up the ladies for bedtime. It was like a teenage boy trying to tell Mom's book club on their 2nd bottle of wine, that it was past their bedtime.

Eventually however, a new rhythm was established and there was a new normal. Roo sired Sam and was moved on due to his vitriolic hatred of our eldest daughter (we don't know what he thought she had done but, as far as he was concerned, she 'done him wrong' and there would be retribution!)

Sam was special. He hummed when you sang to him. Played hide and seek. Crowed on cue when telesales calls came in. Danced for you and brought you 'treats'. And he was a good rooster with the ladies - offered them the best treats, fiercely defended them against danger (real and perceived)... and put them to bed without a fuss before the sun went down.

One week without a rooster and the ladies are back to fighting. And it's not pretty. Hierachies are being fought for, established and toppled in a day. Most interestingly however, one of the older ladies has started crowing! A couple of times in the morning and then again at bedtime. Seems they miss him almost as much as I do. Chickens continue to surprise me.

This is Ginny.She looks rough.  This is because she takes Motherhood seriously.  At this point, you're thinking: Oh, wow...
26/02/2026

This is Ginny.

She looks rough. This is because she takes Motherhood seriously. At this point, you're thinking: Oh, wow! How wonderful is nature.

Except Ginny is the equivalent of a trailer-mom claiming benefits for 15 kids in the social services system...

She hatched 6 beautiful chicks at the beginning of Summer after receiving careful attention and extra treats. Left them distraught at 2 weeks, disappeared and we found her sitting on another 6 eggs a couple of weeks later. None of which hatched after she sat for nearly a month. I had to take the eggs away because they were starting to smell but she sat in the empty nest for nearly another week. We mourned with her. Gave her extra attention because she'd lost so much condition. Then she went through a hard moult.

Her beautiful daughters started laying. Except we can't find their eggs because their mother leads them astray from the laying boxes. Every time we find a stash, we remove it. (We are in the process of a clean up at The Grossery so do not want more chicks at present.)

Today I find Ginny sitting on 16 eggs. She's a Bantam and they're popping out all over the place. In addition, the stash is under the spiky Tequila plant. I had to retrieve the stash using welding gloves (for the plant and the hen) and garden scissors.

She has been screaming for the last hour.
Her daughters, complicit in the scheme, are screaming with her.
The rest of the hens are screaming with her.
My rooster is screaming with her.

My poor neighbours.

Don't be a Ginny.

Leaving the nest! Hedwig, one of our young roosters, is looking for a new home πŸ“ dm with enquiries!
18/11/2025

Leaving the nest! Hedwig, one of our young roosters, is looking for a new home πŸ“ dm with enquiries!

Leaving the nest! Frank, one of our young roosters, is looking for a new home πŸ“ dm with enquiries!
18/11/2025

Leaving the nest! Frank, one of our young roosters, is looking for a new home πŸ“ dm with enquiries!

Leaving the nest! Dougall, one of our young roosters, is looking for a new home πŸ“ dm with enquiries!
18/11/2025

Leaving the nest! Dougall, one of our young roosters, is looking for a new home πŸ“ dm with enquiries!

Leaving the nest! Rocky is looking to move on to his next flock of chicks πŸ“ dm with enquiries!
18/11/2025

Leaving the nest! Rocky is looking to move on to his next flock of chicks πŸ“ dm with enquiries!

Happy 50th Birthday to our amazing Mamma Chicken! πŸ“πŸ§‘
22/10/2025

Happy 50th Birthday to our amazing Mamma Chicken! πŸ“πŸ§‘

Chick playtime! At least we don't believe in bad luck... 13 chicks are hard to handle! 🀭🐣
18/10/2025

Chick playtime! At least we don't believe in bad luck... 13 chicks are hard to handle! 🀭🐣

First round in the new incubator 🐣
23/09/2025

First round in the new incubator 🐣

Candled last night! We couldn't see any clear veins, but definite masses in all of the eggs so we definitely have a viab...
18/08/2025

Candled last night! We couldn't see any clear veins, but definite masses in all of the eggs so we definitely have a viable brood! This brood is from our commercial layer rescues, so we're excited to see what their stock look like!

Next round of incubation starts today!
10/08/2025

Next round of incubation starts today!

Leaving the nest! 6-month old GB (Ginny's Baby) is of Bantam and laying stock, contact Sam on WhatsApp with enquiries (0...
18/06/2025

Leaving the nest! 6-month old GB (Ginny's Baby) is of Bantam and laying stock, contact Sam on WhatsApp with enquiries (082 855 6550) 🫢🧑

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