Paws Waste Patrol

08/20/2025

Relationship goals: clean yard, happy partner.

Some couples fight over dishes… others fight over who cleaned the yard.

We can’t help with relationship advice, but we can keep the yard p**p-free.

Eliminating p**p duty fights since 2019

Call/text 740-221-5958
Online pawswastepatrol.com

08/20/2025

They said ‘go above and beyond’… so I went barefoot.
Still scooping, still spotless.

Ask yourself—can you do this after your kid cleans?
Better yet… can your service provider offer this?
Or it just isn't getting done?

📞 740-221-5958 — call/text
🌐 pawswastepatrol.com

Because clean yards shouldn’t be optional.

08/19/2025

“Your dog p**ps, you give treats, we scoop to give you…”

“…a yard that doesn’t look like a landmine field.”

“…peace of mind and a clean behind (for your lawn).”

“…the freedom to actually enjoy your backyard.”

“…a p**p-free paradise.”

“…more time to do literally anything else.”

“…a yard your neighbors won’t side-eye.”

“…less crap to deal with (literally).”

“…that fresh-cut-grass smell without the landmines.”

It's as easy as...

1. Call/text 740-221-5958
Message us or
Get a quote and sign up on our website.

Dog p**p removal in Licking & Fairfield County. Weekly, one-time, and commercial cleanups. Paws Waste Patrol keeps your yard clean and odor-free.

08/13/2025

🚨 Vacation Reminder 🚨
We’ll be out of the office from August 13–17.

📱 My phone is currently down, so I can’t receive calls or texts.
📩 If you need to reach us, please use one of these:

Messenger

Email: [email protected]

Thanks for understanding, and we’ll be back scooping soon! 🐾💩

08/11/2025

We scoop so you don't have to. Yards big or small dogs short or tall we scoop them all. Call/text 740-221-5958
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08/09/2025

Birthday Break Incoming 🎉
Even scoopers get a little time off! 🐾
I’ll be celebrating my birthday 🎂 and taking a short vacation from August 13th – 17th.

💩 Limited services during this time — Stephanie will remain working her regular route. All my regular visits will resume the following week.

Thanks for letting me enjoy some cake without thinking about… well… other kinds of piles.

08/09/2025

Self-care isn’t always bubble baths — sometimes it’s delegating the chores you hate.
💩 We’ll scoop it, you enjoy it. Book now and have a carefree weekend!
740-221-5958

08/08/2025

Typical dog morning checklist:
✅ Wake human at sunrise
✅ Ignore food in bowl until they’re up
✅ Demand walk before coffee
✅ Be adorable enough to get away with it 🐾

08/07/2025

Client Confession of the Week:
Well something was back there…
Guess it was you the whole time. 😏
We scoop — we don’t ask questions or judge.
Job security 💩💼

08/07/2025

You think you take a lot of crap?
We take crap literally.
We’re not the same.

08/07/2025

Told my dog he needed to start cleaning up after himself.

He looked me dead in the eyes…
squatted…

kicked some grass…
and walked away.