10/30/2026
A Paws for Pets “More Monkey Business”
By Ruth Pohl
Animal rescue has had its share of hard days lately. Shelters are overflowing, adoptions have slowed, and some pet owners are facing the difficult decision to find a new home for a beloved companion. Rising costs can make pet care a strain. A move may bring a rental that says “no pets.” Relationships change, health takes a turn, and sometimes age brings new challenges.
For those of us in rescue, the tough days make the happy moments shine even brighter: a pet finding a home, a once-sick animal getting well, or a silly bit of shelter shenanigans that leaves everyone smiling.
And then there’s Monkey.
You may remember this young orange kitten from a recent column. At around five months old, Monkey was due for a neuter. Male kittens usually make their “boy bits” known by about two months, and the procedure involves a couple of small incisions to remove the “trouble nuggets.”
Mona, our cat manager, asked me to schedule Monkey’s surgery at York Animal Clinic. I arrived bright and early with the kitten in tow. Tammy at YAC took one look and said, “Wait a minute, let me check.” After a quick examination, she delivered the news: Monkey’s boy parts weren’t obvious enough for surgery.
Mona checked again when Monkey visited the shelter. Nope. I asked Claudia at YAC to check, too. Still nope.
Recently, I brought Monkey back and asked Claudia to give it another look. After all, this kitten was more than four months old! Claudia took a peek, but Monkey was not at all pleased with this breach of privacy. LVT Megan was working nearby, so Claudia asked her to weigh in.
Monkey loudly objected to the inspection. Then Megan said the words that brought our little mystery to a close:
“Monkey is a girl.”
Well, color me embarrassed—and Monkey, apparently, can keep a secret. Maybe you had to be there, but the whole mix-up gave us a good laugh. I scheduled Monkey’s spay and returned to pick her up when she was ready.
Dr. Tanner saw me waiting at the desk and looked concerned.
“Why are you here? Do you have a problem with a kitten?”
I told him the whole saga, and he burst out laughing. “That happens a lot!”
Monkey was soon home, racing around and playing with her favorite toy as if she had an appointment with adventure.
She’s still the sweetest, most delightful kitten, and she’s ready to find her forever home. Her new person is sure to smile often—and Monkey’s human friends at YAAP will be smiling, too.
To learn more, contact York Adopt a Pet at 1511 N. Platte Ave., call 402-362-3964, or visit yorkadoptapet.com.