Equi-Excellence

08/29/2025

10/30/2020

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

*Lmao! I wish I knew who wrote this!

11/06/2019

It is cooling off and horses love a good massage on their tight muscles as well as to loosen them up for competition.

07/23/2019

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05/27/2019

To ALL who have served our country
THANK YOU!

05/26/2019

07/02/2018

Good afternoon everyone. It is a beautifully hot day again do stay cool and hydrated for you and your horses as well as all animals. With the heat added to normal excersises horses muscles are getting tight and having spasms. This causes horses to get fussy and act out.

Call text or IM me to book a session to work the tension out of your horse do they feel better and you have have a smoother ride. I am currently booked in the Abilene, San Angelo, and San Marcos areas.

210-952-2289