09/18/2025
Quick! Delete the data. It doesn't match Republican fantasies.
The Cato Institute, a right-wing think tank, just released a study that said that political violence overwhelmingly occurs on the right.
But wait! Bloated Care Bear JD Vance just guest-hosted Charlie Kirk's podcast, claiming that political violence is only a thing on the left.
How dare anyone speak about Charlie Kirk in a way that doesn't grovel at his feet and completely deny any words that ever came out of his mouth!
Republicans would NEVER mock political violence. Trump would never mock Paul Pelosi for being brutally attacked with a hammer.
Charlie Kirk would NEVER suggest that a patriot should pay the bail money for Paul Pelosi's attacker.
Senator Mike Lee would NEVER mock the Minnesota state representatives who were brutally murdered. NEVER!
Just like JD Vance claimed that Charlie Kirk would never suggest that Michelle Obama or Ketanji Brown Jackson lacked the brain processing power to get into Harvard. Don't use your ears to hear those words that came out of his mouth. You can't trust them!
Fake, fake, fake, everything they don't like is fake. And if it isn't fake, it's trans. Trans everywhere. There's trans inside of you right now, waiting for your medal in women's sports.
If you don't like any of that, you're fired. That's it. You're done. Kiss the ring, or no more job.
Cancel culture is alive and well in the Republican Party. Don't you dare ever quote their words to them. Just don't do it. Even if they said those things they're denying, just remember, it's fake.
It's either fake, or you're out of a job. Pick one, and hope to God you're right. Otherwise, you, or your second cousin who once crashed on your couch might be trans.
