04/13/2025
You guys I need to stay off the internet š¤£š¤£š¤£ If my dogs were peopleā¦
Meet the crew in human form:
Mulligan (left)
Age: 40s
Vibe: Loyal outdoorsman with a tender side
Style: Flannel, worn-in hiking boots, always has a carabiner and leash clipped to his belt loop
Career: Forest ranger or park wardenāsomeone who thrives off routine and solitude but takes deep pride in protecting his space and the creatures in it.
Hobbies:
⢠Solo hikes at sunrise
⢠Making the perfect campfire coffee
⢠Journaling (but would never admit it)
⢠Wrestling his inner anxiety with grounding rituals
⢠Spontaneous zoomies that shock even him
Core Quote: āIāve got your backāeven when itās hard.ā
Tallulah (middle)
Age: Mid 20s
Vibe: Playful tomboy with zero chill and endless sass
Style: Messy bun, oversized hoodie, trail runners, dirt under her nails, bandana on her wrist
Career: Wildlife photographer or outdoor educatorāconstantly climbing things, cracking jokes, and pushing boundaries.
Hobbies:
⢠Barking at her best friends mid-play
⢠Climbing trees āfor the viewā
⢠Trail running and making friends with squirrels
⢠Talking back with love
⢠Laughing at her own jokesāloudly
Core Quote: āIām chaos⦠but the fun kind.ā
Finnigan (right)
Age: Early 30s
Vibe: Gentle soul, walks softly and carries a stuffed animal
Style: Soft earth tones, hoodie always pulled over his head, gentle posture
Career: Toy designer or animal-assisted therapistāsensitive and quiet, but lights up when talking about something he loves.
Hobbies:
⢠Collecting plushies (donāt touch them)
⢠Deep emotional convos over herbal tea
⢠Watching birds and naming them all
⢠Practicing mindfulness on quiet trails
⢠Always cuddled up with a cozy blanket
Core Quote: āItās okay to feel deeply.ā
Hope this made you laugh! Have you tried this trend yet? Let me know. Which dog-human do you vibe with most? Drop your answer in the comments!