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02/14/2019

Poets, writers, and philosophers have opined countless subjects from cute kittens to the plight of man. Today we compare poems about subjects not normally associated with each other. Follow the link to read four poems written either about love or p**p, and guess which is which. The answers are at the bottom (heh). Let us know how you did in the comments!

Happy Valentine's Day from all of us at The Toilet Guy!
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You decide!

02/05/2019

Everyone has a preference on how to face the toilet roll. Are you an up-an-over, or a hangin' low? Whichever method you prefer, we can all agree on one thing: If your toilet isn't working right call....
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01/17/2019

Apple is cool, but Bill Gates is a man after our own heart.

Microsoft man opens three-day newfangled sh*****se expo

01/10/2019

When the romantic night is flushed down the toilet, but doesn't quite make it:
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11/19/2018

Today Is World Toilet Day! So Appreciate The Flush!

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11/06/2018

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11/03/2018

Paper, made of p**p? Now there's an idea!

11/02/2018

Stubborn blockage? No problem! Just call The Toilet Guy!
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11/01/2018

Hey, sometimes 💩 gets real, but we don’t recommend using this plunger. For a gentler touch call The Toilet Guy.
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10/31/2018

Happy Halloween! Be Safe Out There!
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10/31/2018

A customer didn’t call The Toilet Guy 🚽👨‍🔧when their toilet stopped working... now they fear limbo dancers walking in during their morning 💩... There’s nothing to fear! The toilet guy is here!
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10/30/2018

We have the best Job in the world! Our work speaks for itself on the first flush, and so do our happy customers. Call us to make your toilet flush like new again!

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10/29/2018

If some one leaves a number 2 on the floor...pick it up! If someone leaves a number 2 that won’t go down the toilet...
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10/28/2018

That’s a lot of toilet paper! You may want to keep The Toilet guy’s number handy...
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10/27/2018

Is your toilet making you scream? Call The Toilet Guy! 🚽👨‍🔧
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