JH Horsemanship

06/12/2026

As a trainer, weekends like this make me incredibly proud.

Mallory and her horse showed up and gave it their all, earning a Top 8 finish out of 135 teams at the World Finals in the Beginner Sorting Division! Watching her growth, dedication, and confidence over the past year has been so rewarding.

The placing is exciting, but seeing her hard work pay off and her partnership with her horse shine is what makes me the proudest. Congratulations, Mallory Roberts you earned every bit of this! 🏆

06/11/2026

05/26/2026

I asked ChatGPT to roast ranch sorters and this is what we got:

“Ranch sorters” are basically cowboys playing competitive Sudoku with cattle.

You spend thousands on a horse that can turn on a dime, just to chase Cow #7 who suddenly decides today is her villain origin story. One cow slips past the gate and suddenly two grown adults in starched jeans are yelling “WATCH THE BLACK COW!” like the fate of humanity depends on Bessie.

The whole sport is:

“Separate the numbered cows.”
Cows: “No.”

And the horses? Absolute unpaid therapists. They’re out there reading cattle movement like chess grandmasters while their riders are leaning sideways making noises like:
“HUH! HUP! HEY! NOPE NOPE NOPE!”

Meanwhile the audience acts like it’s the Super Bowl because somebody sorted 8 cows in 53 seconds without a gate penalty.

Ranch sorters will spend:

$400 on custom spurs
$2,000 on a saddle
$12 on gas station nachos and a Monster Energy

And every single one owns at least one truck held together entirely by faith and baling wire.

Also, ranch sorting people talk about cows like NFL analysts:

“That red heifer’s got speed but poor commitment through the gate.”

Brother… that is livestock.

But honestly, the cows are the real champions. Imagine being randomly assigned a number every weekend and harassed by horse people in coordinated shirts.

05/20/2026

Ready to step up your cattle work? 🐴🐄

We offer 1:1 lessons and semi-private mini clinics designed to help you and your horse gain confidence, control, and real experience on cattle. Whether you’re just getting started or already experienced and looking for more time in the pen, we’ve got a spot for you.

Build your skills, improve your horsemanship, and have a great time doing it!

💌 Shoot us a message to get on the schedule!

05/08/2026

If you want to show up in the show pen, it starts right here in the practice pen 💪🐎

At JH Horsemanship, we don’t just go through the motions—we put in the work. Ranch sorting takes timing, communication, and consistency, and the only way to get there is to practice with purpose. Every turn, every read, every run counts.

Put in the hard days here so you can have the good ones when it matters 🤠🔥

04/12/2026

Huge thank you to everyone who came out to our beginner cow clinic yesterday 🐮✨

We had such a great group and loved getting to help you start building those cow skills! Can’t wait to have you all back so we can keep progressing and leveling up together

04/11/2026

Great day for a beginner cow clinic 🐮 thank yall for coming out!

04/06/2026

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03/31/2026

🔥Sorting Practice at JH Horsemanship🔥