06/29/2026
My husband installed a low doorbell so Buddy could 'feel included.' That was three days ago. I have aged fifteen years."
I need you to understand that this began as a sweet idea.
My husband β a man I love very much and am currently reconsidering β read an article about enrichment activities for dogs. Mentally stimulating things. Ways to make them feel like part of the family.
He installed a second doorbell button. Low on the door. Nose height.
"It'll be cute," he said.
"He'll never figure it out," he said.
Buddy figured it out in forty five minutes.
Day one β he rang it seven times. We thought it was funny. We praised him. We gave him treats.
I cannot stress enough what a catastrophic mistake that was.
Day two β fourteen rings. Once at 5:47am. I opened the door in my pajamas expecting a package. It was Buddy. He wanted to show me the yard.
Day three β I stopped counting. He has developed a SYSTEM. Ring bell. Human appears. Ring bell again before human can leave. Repeat until desired outcome is achieved. The desired outcome appears to simply be watching humans appear and disappear like a live action vending machine.
My Ring doorbell app has sent me forty one notifications today.
FORTY. ONE.
My neighbors think we have constant visitors. My mother called to ask if everything was okay because she kept seeing "motion at front door" alerts on the family account she definitely should not have access to.
My husband tried to un-teach him yesterday. Buddy rang the bell, my husband ignored it, Buddy rang it eleven more times without stopping, my husband caved on ring twelve.
Buddy has now learned that persistence wins.
The student has become the teacher. The dog has become the husband.
I live here now. In this bell. Forever.
π Drop a π if your dog has ever outsmarted you completely. Share this with the person in your life who would also install a dog doorbell and I will pray for both of you.