DMV Poop Patrol

04/18/2025

Friday night scoops.

04/03/2025

Trying to slide into the signal chat to promote our small business.

03/25/2025

Stop putting it off and give us a shout. You’ve got more important things to do.

03/19/2025

Introduction If you're a dog owner, keeping your yard clean and free of pet waste is a never-ending task. While some pet owners choose to handle the mess themselves, many turn to professional p**per scooper services for a hassle-free solution. But how much does it actually cost to hire a dog p**p removal service? In this guide, we’ll break down p**per scooper service cost, explore the factors that affect p**per scooper service prices, and help you determine the best option for your yard and budget....

Wondering how much a p**per scooper service costs? Get a full breakdown of prices, factors that affect cost, and how to save money on dog p**p removal services. Get a free quote today!

03/17/2025

The Ultimate Guide to Dog Waste Disposal Service.

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03/14/2025

Backyard get neglected this winter? Kids tracking in dog p**p after playing in the yard. We got you. Life is hectic, let us take some of the crap off your hands. Free online quote available on our website.

03/08/2025

Did your yard get a little neglect when it got cold out this winter? Hit us up and we can come help you get things back under control.

01/26/2025

Getting 5⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ reviews from our clients is the best. We're ready to provide you the same level of service.

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/24/2025

Juggling life can get hard. Let us take some crap off your hands

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/22/2025

The Ultimate Way to Protect Your Dog from Parvo. Vaccinate, and Hire a P**per Scooper

Learn how canine parvo spreads, its dangers, and why a clean yard is essential for prevention. Discover how p**per scooper services can help.

01/21/2025

While She Pirouettes, We Handle the Pet-ouette!

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/20/2025

Juggling life is hard. Let us take some of the crap off your hands.

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/17/2025

You enjoy the Hoops we'll handle the P**ps. We’ve Got You Covered!

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/16/2025

While She Pirouettes, We Handle the Pet-ouette! That's terrible I know but!!!!

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/15/2025

Busy Moms Deserve a Break—We’re Here to Help.

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!