08/13/2025
Itz me, JJ. I didnt wantz da picture taken. Today for fun we all had a mani/pedi. Da momma first went into da salon wiff da twins and matching pink leashes. All of that well behaved cuteness looked like da momma waz da nice lady. I didn’t know she was tellin da stories aboutz me.
Next me and Meadow goes in. Meadow iz sweet in da face but fierce in da nippy partz. She had her nails done. No blood, no screamin so den it wuz JJ’s turn. Dey were nice and see what Dey were a doin. I felt seen, I felt safe. I didn’t need to do no bitin. I got da XL German Sheppie filin and I look taller. I thought not bitin was da good thing but guess what???
I wuz wrong!!
Itz happenin tomorrow, Muddy Paws in North Cape May. I iz gettin da baff!!!
I might cooperate or I might fake my own def. Not sure yet. I can’t belief da mom got professional help. It feels like she iz cheating!! Since she gotz da titanium knees she has to take antibiotics anytime we poke holes in her. She sedthis is a gift to herself. I don’t understand. She sed I would get my green sweater back after itz clean. If I’m cold when it’s in the washing machine, I get to wear my red puffy coat.
Pweez think ov me tomorrow at 12:45 when all the bestest smells get washed down da drainz. Dis ain’t fair but I know I’m in da gentle hands. Come to think of it. Pweez think and send prayers for da gentle hands. Mom sed I can’t poke holes in any peoples.
Ugh, wish JJ luck! Too shook up for da over and outin.
Save da green sweater!!!
Luv,
Da JJ
