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Hot Dog Diaries Hey y'all! We're Lucy & Sally, two frigging amazing and loveable Mini Dachshund twins.

We live in Oklahoma City, allow Rob & Crystal Rogers to share our home....and open the cans 😋

Today Mommy loaded me and my sissy Sally into the car, and we knew something exciting was happening because she used her...
06/27/2026

Today Mommy loaded me and my sissy Sally into the car, and we knew something exciting was happening because she used her "Who's ready for a ride?!" voice. We immediately started doing zoomies in our seats and making enough noise to embarrass the entire neighborhood.

Then...it happened.

The magical green building with the drive-thru window.

STARBUCKS!!!

Mommy rolled down the window, and before the nice lady could even say hello, Sally and I had our noses hanging out like we'd never been fed a day in our lives.

A few minutes later...the treasures arrived.

PUP CUPS!!!

OH. MY. BARKNESS.

That fluffy whipped cream disappeared faster than Daddy can finish a Corona. Sally had whipped cream all over her nose, and I may or may not have tried to "help" clean her face. She was not amused.

Mommy just laughed and told us we were "such spoiled little girls."

Spoiled? Excuse me, Mother. We prefer the term high-maintenance royalty.

On the ride home, Sally and I spent the next ten minutes licking imaginary whipped cream off our whiskers because we were convinced there had to be more hiding somewhere.

I'd give Starbucks 17 out of 10 paws. We will definitely be accepting future pup cup donations.

Love, Lucy 🐾☕🤍

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAYS!!!Lucy: Okay, first of all… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!! 🎉🐾Sally: And to our brother Charlie too!!! Triple...
04/11/2026

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAYS!!!

Lucy: Okay, first of all… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!! 🎉🐾
Sally: And to our brother Charlie too!!! Triple threat of cuteness and chaos officially turns ONE today.

Lucy: So the day started at Charlie’s house, which—honestly—already smelled like a five-star steakhouse.
Sally: That’s because Judy was outside grilling steaks like a backyard legend. We tried to supervise…
Lucy: By supervise, she means we sat under the grill hoping something would “accidentally” fall.

Sally: Meanwhile, Wylie and Big Daddy Rob were doing their very serious human bonding activity…
Lucy: Drinking beer and laughing loudly at things that didn’t seem that funny.
Sally: We assume it’s a human thing.

Lucy: The real action, though? The doggie door.
Sally: Oh yeah. The three of us—me, Lucy, and Charlie—were running in and out like it was the Puppy Olympics.
Lucy: IN!
Sally: OUT!
Lucy: IN AGAIN!
Sally: WHY ARE WE RUNNING?!
Lucy: NO ONE KNOWS!!!
Sally: Charlie tried to act cool, but it was his first birthday too, and he was just as wild as us.
Lucy: At one point he forgot which side of the door he was on and just bonked into it.
Sally: We didn’t laugh…
Lucy: …okay we totally laughed.

Sally: Then came Phase Two of Operation Birthday: we all headed up the street to OUR house.
Lucy: And WOW. Mommy went all out. The kitchen looked like a party exploded—in a good way.
Sally: Balloons everywhere!
Lucy: Banners!
Sally: Toys!
Lucy: Tutus! (We looked fabulous, by the way.)
Sally: Birthday hats and bandanas for me, my sister & brother—we had more outfit changes than a pop star.

Lucy: And then… the food.
Sally: THE FOOD!!!
Lucy: Barkday cake for us—finally, a cake that understands our lifestyle.
Sally: And cupcakes for the humans. Honestly, theirs looked less exciting but Big Daddy Rob was knocking them back like they were M&M's

Lucy: But the real MVP?
Sally: Judy’s bacon-flavored Pup Cups.
Lucy: Charlie LOST HIS MIND.
Sally: I’ve never seen someone eat so fast and still try to lick the cup for ten minutes after.
Lucy: He tried to lick MY cup too.
Sally: Rookie mistake. I guarded mine with my life.

Lucy: After that, we all went down to the pond.
Sally: Running, splashing, chasing… something… maybe nothing… definitely everything.
Lucy: At one point we barked at a leaf for five full minutes.
Sally: It deserved it.

Lucy: And just like that… we realized something big.
Sally: We’re not tiny puppies anymore.
Lucy: All 3 of us are officially…
Both: BIG DAWGS!!! 🐕🐾
Sally: We’re faster, louder, and somehow even better at causing trouble.
Lucy: And we’re very proud of ourselves & our brother.

Sally: But honestly…
Lucy: The real heroes here?
Sally: Our parents.
Lucy: For surviving an entire year of us stinking, wild, adorable rascals.
Sally: We chew things.
Lucy: We zoom at inappropriate times.
Sally: We ignore instructions.
Lucy: Selectively. Very selectively.
Sally: But we love big.
Lucy: And we party even bigger.
Both: Happy 1st Birthday to US and Charlie!!! 🎂🐾
Now… where are the leftovers? 😏

❄️🌭 Hot Dog Diaries: First Snow Ever 🌭❄️Hi. It’s us. Lucy and Sally. And today we met SNOW.We ran. We frolicked. We poun...
01/24/2026

❄️🌭 Hot Dog Diaries: First Snow Ever 🌭❄️

Hi. It’s us. Lucy and Sally. And today we met SNOW.

We ran. We frolicked. We pounced. We stuck our faces directly into it because that felt like the correct choice. ❄️🐾 Flying ears, snowy noses, full joy. Absolute magic.

We did try very hard to convince Mom to play too, but she was wrapped up like a burrito and kept mumbling something about the wind chill being a mild -10. 🥶 Rude.

So we handled it ourselves. And honestly? We think we did great.

First snow day: 10/10, would frolic again.

— Lucy & Sally 🐶🐶

12/20/2025

Mom and Dad sat us down and said, “Girls, it’s time you start contributing around here.”

Rude… but okay.

First, we considered DoorDash. Turns out:
• Short legs
• No sense of direction
• And we ate the delivery

Next up: Walmart shoppers.
Apparently “adding treats, toys, and squeaky chickens to every order” is not allowed. Also, carts are scary.

So here we are now—working full-time as elves in Santa’s workshop. 🧝‍♀️🧝‍♀️
Making toys ✔️
Looking adorable ✔️
Paid in praise, snacks, and naps ✔️✔️✔️

Meanwhile, our brother Charlie?
Does he have a job? ❌
Is he working in the workshop? ❌
Is he still getting treats and naps? ✅✅✅

We’d like to formally state for the record: this does not feel fair.

Still, elf life suits us.
Union breaks are frequent.
Dress code is festive.
And productivity drops dramatically after snack time.

🎁 Love,
Lucy & Sally
—Hardworking elves, professional cuties, questioning management

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