07/18/2025
🚨 WALK OF SHAME ALERT 🚨
Well, well, well… look who came strutting back into her pasture this morning with hay in her mane, a twinkle in her eye, and absolutely zero regrets.
That’s right, folks—Madison pulled a full-blown escape artist maneuver last night, unlatched her gate like some kind of four-hoofed Houdini, and went trotting under moonlight straight into the waiting embrace of Herbie, our big, blonde Belgian heartthrob.
They were last seen around midnight sharing a slow graze under the stars… and we’re not saying they were canoodling by the water trough, but let’s just say there was some serious mutual grooming going on. 😳
This morning, Madison sauntered back to her pasture with her head high and not an ounce of shame—just that smug, post-romantic glow that only a late-night rendezvous with a 2,000-lb dreamboat can bring.
She declined to comment, but her pasture mates report she’s been humming love songs and flipping her tail dramatically all morning.
💋 Stay tuned. We suspect this might not be the last moonlight meeting…