
24/06/2025
Tired of accidentally hitting the snooze button in the morning? Dangerously close to losing your job from oversleeping? WE HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION! Forget about pricey alarm clocks cluttering up your bedside table. For just $15, you could be the proud owner of this stunning bantam rooster! He's compact, easily handled, and best of all... there's no snoozing this morning wake-up call!
And, as a special one-time offer: when you adopt a rooster, we will throw in a guinea pig. At NO additional cost! Still not good enough....? What about A PAIR OF GUINEA pigs?! With an entire luxury enclosure included? Now, that's a bargain!
Supply is LIMITED so ACT NOW! Adopt a rooster before we're sold out!