Turd Burglars, LLC

19/07/2025

Just a normal Saturday Turd Burglin’ 💩🐾

18/07/2025

Babes! 🤎🐾

17/07/2025

🎉 TURD BURGLARS TURNS 3 🎉

We've been stealin' poo for 3 whole years — and we're feelin' generous (and maybe a little unhinged).

Ready to join the pack? 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦. 𝗜𝗦. 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥. 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡.
Join 200+ pet parents who’ve ditched the scoop!

💩 Recurring & One-Time scoops
💩 Women & Veteran Owned
💩 Licensed and Insured
💩 We steal the poo! No leaving it behind!

𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝟭𝟱𝘁𝗵 —
🧼 FREE initial clean
🤑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 clients 𝟮𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘!
(as long as you stick with us!)

📱 Call/text 580-715-0027
🛜 turdburgs.com
💬 Or just message us right here

Southwest Oklahoma p**per scoopers will make your yard spotless! Our Poo-fessionals provide top-quality service at affordable prices! Call 580-715-0027

16/07/2025

Big boy Chance needs a home! Month of free p**p scoopins to whoever decides to sn**ch this sweet, goofy boy up! 💩🐾

Everyone loves to take in dogs off the street or free dogs off the internet and then give them up because they didnt know anything about their personalities. With us we can tell you so much about each pet so let's tell you about Chance!

Is he currently in foster care?
- Yes. But his foster is moving very soon and we literally have no where to put this big boy so we are scared of decisions we will have to make if he doesn't find a home quick.

Will Chance grow anymore?
- No. Chance is 5 years old and 100 pounds so he is full grown and wont get any bigger unless he is over fed and under exercised then he will get wider but not taller.

Does Chance like kids?
- This big boy loves kids! 1 of our fosters brought her kids to his current fosters home and Chance let her 35lb daughter win tug a war. He is gentle and a lover of all humans!

How does he do with other animals?
- Chance is currently living with 3 dogs and doesn't have an issue with any of them. The female Dalmatian mix in the home helped him adjust better when brought into the fosters home. His previous owners said he did good with cats but we have never tested him with cats, farm life, or livestock animals but willing to test him at your place if you are interested.

What is something silly about Chance?
- Chance has an obsession with balls! He doesn't like to leave the house for a car ride, short walk, to go potty outback, or running errands around town without a ball with him. He can be territorial about them and will not share balls with other animals but he will share it with you and play fetch or just carry it around.

*If you have anymore questions and are willing to take a chance on Chance then please reach out to his foster mom before its too late! 224.795.9131

14/07/2025

👀👀👀💩🐾

Had a real TURD of a client today🤣💀

Can’t wait to show yall the results of this Turd Burglars, LLC anniversary shoot!🤩🫶🏼

11/07/2025

***Owner found and currently reuniting***

🆘 Duncan / Two Poodles / 10th and Country Club 🆘

10/07/2025

Friday 7/11 Update: Lawton Animal Welfare has picked these two up!

Two very hot doggos in DQ parking lot next to Chiefs off of Cache! Took treats from me but would not let me leash them. Left water under the tree for them.

GSD has a faded red/pink collar with a growth on her underside. Chihuahua is skittish. LAW has been informed since it’s next to such a busy road.

09/07/2025

We feel so much heartbreak for the families affected by the flooding in Texas. We’re just a small business who can’t donate as much as bigger orgs, but still felt called to help. After sending our monthly local donations, we also donated to Kerrville Pets Alive. If you’re able and feel called, their information is listed below. 🤎🐾

08/07/2025

Only pawsitive crap on this page! 😂💩🐾

04/07/2025

46 yards done before the sun sets so that we can all enjoy the festivities! Thank you for being patient with us!

Happy Independence Day! 🧨