08/11/2025
🧚♀️ Why Hire The P**p Fairy?
Because scooping p**p stinks — and you’ve got better things to do.
1. You’re a busy bee, not a p**p-scooping gnome.
Life’s hectic. The yard can wait — but your time can’t.
2. Pregnant or immunocompromised?
Pet waste carries bacteria and parasites that can be harmful — especially to pregnant women or folks with health conditions.
3. Your dog p**ps like it’s their job. 💩
Some dogs just go above and beyond. We handle overachievers.
4. You can’t see the grass anymore.
If your yard’s becoming a p**p minefield, it’s time to call in the pros.
5. You’ve got kids who play outside. 👶🛝
Nothing ruins playtime faster than a p**p-smeared sandal.
6. You just moved or took in a rescue.
We’ll help get your yard “pet-ready” (or “pet-reset”) with a full clean and sanitation.
7. Mobility issues or recent surgery.
We do the bending, scooping, and bagging so you don’t have to.
8. You’re grossed out.
Hey, not everyone’s built for this gig. That’s why we are.
9. It’s part of your self-care. 🧘♀️
You don’t have to do it all. Letting go of crappy chores is good for your mental health.
10. Your HOA left a “friendly reminder.”
Stay in good graces — we’ll keep things neat and neighborly.
11. Vacation or temporary help.
Whether you’re away or recovering, we’ve got your back(yard).
12. Multiple dogs = a whole lot of doo. 🐶🐶🐶
The more tails you wag, the more mess we bag.
13. You want odor control + sanitation.
We don’t just scoop — we deodorize and disinfect too.
14. Your elderly pet has accidents outside the usual spots.
No judgment. We’ll tidy it up so you can focus on their care.
15. You’re grieving the loss of a pet. 🌈
We offer free bereavement clean-up for families saying goodbye.
16. You love supporting a local mom-owned small business. 💪
Bonus points: It’s run by a real-life P**p Fairy.
17. You just really, really hate p**p.
Enough said.
Call 707-234-8170 if any of this sounds familiar or if your dog p**ps- one is bound to be true.
