10/18/2026
💛🐺 SINGLE FEMALE SEEKING FOREVER RELATIONSHIP. NO GHOSTING! 💅😂
Name: Yellow Collar 💛
Age: 4 months
Breed: American Utonagan
Relationship Status: Single and STILL available. 💍
About Me: Gorgeous, fluffy, mostly ears, with expensive taste and absolutely no income. 😂
💚 Green Flags: Loyal, affectionate, and prettier than your ex.
🚩 Red Flags: Selective hearing, snack addiction, and I WILL steal your side of the bed.
💍 Looking For: Someone financially stable enough to fund my treat addiction and emotionally prepared to tell me I’m pretty 47 times a day.
🏡 AVAILABLE NOW!
📩 Slide into my human’s DMs and COME GET YOUR GIRL! I’m tired of being single! 😭😂💛