03/10/2026
What people think dog walkers do:
π³ A peaceful stroll through the forest with a few well behaved dogs.π€
What actually happens:
πΎ One dog finds a dead thing.
πΎ One dog rolls in fox poo.
πΎ One dog disappears chasing a squirrel.
πΎ Two dogs start arguing over the same stick.
πΎ Someone does a poo right next to nettles.
πΎ And somehow youβre tangled in 5 leads wondering how your life ended up like this.
Meanwhile youβre shouting
βCOME BACK!β
βLEAVE IT!β
βDONβT EAT THAT"
βNOOOO NOT THE FOX POO!β
And yetβ¦ itβs still the best job in the world. πΆ